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1. A Jollof Rice exhibition.

2. A lesson on the history of Jollof Rice.

3. A chat with the convener of the first Wolof/Jolof Exhibition.

4. A book meet on “Jollof Rice in Literature.”

5. An actual meal of Jollof Rice from Ghana High

6. And finally, the after-party!

7. And it’s going down this Sunday 21st August…

And we have some things to say about them too:

But American police officers are not the only ones that behave unlawfully, our own Nigerian police are lacking serious home training too:

2. You, spending ‘quality time’ with your friends.

3. You, whenever you see anything that resembles a camera or phone:

4. How you feel when you look great but don’t have a phone to take a selfie.

5. When you ask for your friend’s phone and return it full of your selfies.

6. What you look for in a phone:

7. What your camera roll looks like:

8. When you’ve taken a million selfies and finally find the right one.

9. How you feel after you’ve mastered the art of selfie taking.

10. How you take selfies when you want your whole outfit to show.

11. You, when your friends decide to do ‘silly faces’ in pictures, but pouting is your signature pose.

12. You staying camera ready at all times.

13. You, posting every great selfie you take so they don’t go to waste.

14. How you impact ‘selfie wisdom’ to your friends:

15. Your parents every time you take a selfie:

16. When you finally drag them into your selfie obsession.

17. How your friends look at you when you get excited that it’s National Selfie Day.

Anyway sha, don’t mind the haters. Take awesome selfies with the 13MP front facing camera on the new Tecno Camon C9.

2. Americans and their attempt at the 鈥楢frican accent鈥� in Hollywood movies etc.

3. Nigerian Tailors and “Yes ma, I can sew it”.

4. And finally, how tired of adulthood are you?

Anyway, enough explanation. Listen to the podcast here and be blessed!:

2. Revert Back

3. Fingers

4. Flays/Flayed

5. Penetrate

6. Defiled

7. On Seat

8. Left No Stone Unturned

9. Feedbacks (sometimes written as feed-backs, as if that makes it better)

10. Severally

11. Out To Destroy

12. Lambasts

13. Impregnate

The 91大神 team are an outspoken bunch of young Nigerians and during one of our usual rants in the office, we came up with the idea to create a 91大神 podcast.

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And for you people that don’t like reading long things; she basically said that when her boyfriend saw the robbers approaching, he ran out of the car without even warning her

So when the 91大神 team heard about this craziness, we just couldn’t help but chook our own mouths inside

Maryam, Junior Writer

Nerd Efiko, Senior Writer

Damilola, Editor-In-Chief

Osarumen, 91大神 Contributor/Senior Editor at TechCabal

Tola, 91大神 Contributor/Writer at TechCabal

Odunayo, Staff Writer

Tobi Smith, Staff Writer

So if your significant other ran away when you were approached by armed robbers, what would you do? Share your thoughts in the comments section

So you send him the “we need to talk” message.

How you act when he comes and tries to hug you.

“LOL, ok what did I do now?”

“SO YOU DON’T EVEN KNOW?”

“Jesus! Look at how you’re now shouting like a mad woman”

“It’s your side chick that is mad!”

“Which side chick now?”

“Your ‘edible catering’ now”

“Which one is ‘edible catering’ again?”

“So you’re going to act like you don’t know what I’m talking about abi?”

“You’re really not making any sense”

“It’s your mother that doesn’t have sense!”

“WHY THE HELL ARE YOU BRINGING MY MOTHER INTO THIS?”

“Omg why are you now shouting at me?!”

“Because you’re always taking things too far!”

When you realise you’ve actually taken things too far but the show must go on…

“So now you’re keeping quiet abi!”

“But why are you now getting angry?”

“Ok fine, let’s forget it. I’m sorry”

When you realise that he’s actually apologising for the fake drama you started: