Lordbanks, Author at 91大神! /author/lordbanks/ Come for the fun, stay for the culture! Mon, 08 Apr 2019 11:11:53 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 /wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/04/cropped-91大神_91大神_Purple-Logo-1-150x150.jpg Lordbanks, Author at 91大神! /author/lordbanks/ 32 32 17 Reasons To Eat Small Chops For Breakfast, Lunch And Dinner /life/oldies/17-reasons-eat-small-chops-breakfast-lunch-dinner/ Wed, 03 Aug 2016 15:55:20 +0000 http://zikoko.com/?p=44991 1. Because you can have em like this for breakfast
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIpFH4EDZhi/

2. Lunch is served

https://twitter.com/Radissonlagos/status/709347931711737857

3. Small chops in formation

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIVyB8rB0bh/

4. The. Perfect. Ultimate. Snack

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGzw6f_EpV5/

6. Believe what you want, but small chops are a balanced diet

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIUeXS_BrtD/

7. I mean…

https://twitter.com/Tinu_Kuye/status/732231964682506240

8. Isn’t this beautiful?

https://www.instagram.com/p/BCk01jop-PD/

9. Only a monster can resist something that looks like this

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIceawMjM8C/

10. Or this

11. See, ehn…

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIDfYcKD8jg/

12. Look, small chops work in any context

https://twitter.com/LagosSportsComm/status/683991526041608192

13. No event is complete without it

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIhJtUrg0JM/

14. I would like to know which got done first, the working or the chopping

15. They’ve been known to make everything better

16. Of course, this blue-haired person approves

https://twitter.com/Cyntheeya/status/733010483377242113

17. And if for some reason, you still had doubts, well…

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The Top 10 Places Lagos People Visit…A Lot /gist/ten-places-lagos-people-visit/ Wed, 03 Aug 2016 10:37:03 +0000 http://zikoko.com/?p=44579 1. The Palms Shopping Mall
If you have money to shop here, you can ride in Ubers. Kontinu.

2. Ikeja City Mall

A lot like The Palms, but for mainland people.

3. Adrenaline Sports Bar at The Four Points Sheraton

And we鈥檙e right back to the Island鈥

4. The Soul Lounge Lagos

Island vs Mainland: 2-1.

5. Eko Hotel And Suites

Basically where all the Lagos bigz men and bigz women hang out, for business and pleasure.

6. Radisson Blu Anchorage

Lagosians who know what鈥檚 up know this is really here because of Hans and Rene gelato, but it鈥檚 okay.

7. Lagos Oriental Hotel

Another conference den.

8. The Place Nightclub

Isn鈥檛 this the place where one human was pouring alcohol over another human鈥檚 head? Seen.

9. Lafayette Mall

For those who weren鈥檛 keeping score, it鈥檚 now 鈥 Island vs Mainland: 7-2. Hian.

10. Dream Plaza

Another one for the Island? We demand a rematch. Or at least an explanation about why the Muritala Mohammed Airport is not on this list. ]]>
You Need To Adopt These Baby Elephants Right Now /general/you-need-to-adopt-these-baby-elephants-right-now/ Tue, 02 Aug 2016 13:17:16 +0000 http://zikoko.com/?p=44469 This is Ambo
https://www.instagram.com/p/BIKo2WhB5B_/

And these are Roi and Ndotto

https://www.instagram.com/p/BH5zCzmBUhE

Ah, you must also meet this fella who’s in a awful hurry

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHDi36Gh1CJ/

These guys are Mbegu, Kauro and Kamok

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIWX3_ShkoC/

They, with all the other baby elephants, live at the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust, in Nairobi, Kenya

Such adorable creatures

https://www.instagram.com/p/BG4d6xfAUN3/

We have a special thing, you and me

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHud4NQB3XY/

Just look at that

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHImhb3hvvr/

These are the cutest baby elephants you have ever seen

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFc-F9pgUIQ/

But they have a really important story that more people should hear about

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGYLA8kgUFN/

Tens of thousands of elephants are killed each year by poachers, who hunt them for ivory. According to research, up to 100,000 African elephants were killed between 2011 and 2014 alone

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHPpBBkBqzW/

Elephant tusks do not grow out properly until they get older, so poachers generally ignore the calves. But once their tusks (which are聽really modified inscisors in the upper jaw) become noticeable, they become targets for poachers

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIjJK_EBsZo/

It’s really grotesque, what these poachers do

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGyIxgAAUNu/

As if killing mature elephants for ivory wasn鈥檛 bad enough, their deaths mean that the young elephants are left to fend for themselves. Baby elephants need their mother’s milk exclusively for two years, and partially till they are four. If they aren鈥檛 rescued, they almost certainly die

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFkhN2XgULL/

Conservation organisations like the David Sheldrick Wildlife Trust rescue these orphan elephants and raise them till they are old enough to live independently

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHGUOvmhpFw/

Many of them have been re-released into the wild

https://www.instagram.com/p/BHLQ7V7BzSh/

And re-united with their families

https://www.instagram.com/p/BGj4zaZAUBy/

And these guys, the anti-poaching rangers, do everything they can to make sure that poachers don鈥檛 get to them

It鈥檚 very good but very hard work. Elephant conservation organisations like the DSWT need your help. Donations go a long way

https://www.instagram.com/p/BIC9yu4BWrU/

You can also help by educating the people around you about elephant conservation and the dangers of poaching

https://www.instagram.com/p/BH-KViuhb4D/
Find out more about聽, and preserve these magnificent creatures. And don鈥檛 forget to share. ]]>
All The Things Nigerians Experience When They Fly Back Home /life/oldies/all-the-things-nigerians-experience-when-they-fly-back-home/ Wed, 18 Nov 2015 06:45:53 +0000 http://zikoko.com/?p=10440 You travelled for business? Pleasure? It doesn鈥檛 quite matter which. All that matters is that you temporarily escaped the mad house of your beloved Nigeria. 聽Temporarily. And now, it is finally time to go back. Long sigh.聽 We know exactly how you feel. Because every time you鈥檝e had to go back, you are like:

1. Kai, it’s time to go already?

Abroad, I鈥檓 gonna miss you.

2. You are already thinking about your next trip.

3. Then you spy all those Nigerians at the boarding gate…

Supporters club of life and destiny.

4. And you’re real happy to hear folk speaking a familiar language.

Doesn鈥檛 matter if you are Yoruba and they are speaking Tiv, Naija knows Naija.

5. Until the familiar Nigerian energy starts making you tired inside.

Nigerian reiatsu is on permanent Bankai.

6. And when one of them inevitably begins to mix it up with the flight officials, you are like..

7. Because, right now…

8. But when you run into the Nigerian celebrity who’s traveling back on the same flight as you, you remember your roots once more.

No one is above famzing.

9. That time when the plane touched down in Lagos, and everyone clapped for the pilot.

Jesus took the wheel.

10. When your luggage that is filled with abroad shopping appears not to be coming onto the conveyor belt in baggage claim.

Blood of Jesus!

11. Praying in tongues so the customs people don’t check your bags and discover all the shopping you brought back from Dubai.

Tax is not my portion, IJN!

12. You are frantically looking for Naira to settle the airport lackeys, but you mistakenly pull out hard currency.

Choi! Na you mess聽up.

13. When someone asks you how you are leaving the airport so they can hitch a ride.

Look at my passport very well, I am Nigerian, not a Samaritan.

14. When your relatives and friends who came to pick you up are asking 鈥渨hat did you bring for us?鈥

My friend, better enter duty free and buy KitKat, now now.

15. When you step out of departures and are greeted by that blast of hot, humid air.

Welcome back to Nigeria. Driver, please turn the air conditioning all the waaaay up. ]]>
Jacaranda Propaganda: Ten Pictures That Show How Beautiful Nairobi Is In October /life/oldies/jacaranda-propaganda-ten-pictures-that-show-how-beautiful-nairobi-is-in-october/ Mon, 16 Nov 2015 06:30:12 +0000 http://zikoko.com/?p=10422 For some reason, Jacaranda trees are practically ubiquitous in Nairobi. They are everywhere!

1. In people’s backyards.

2. In Parklands.

3. On the way to the office.

https://instagram.com/p/9BJCcdg0MV/

4. Inside the office buildings.

Because, why not?

5. In the National museum

6. In the park. Of course.

https://instagram.com/p/9yRvJWgaHV/

7. Jacaranda petals on the sidewalk are the perfect summation of life.

8. And are the perfect backdrop for memorable selfies.

https://www.instagram.com/p/98G-nhAAz-/

9. It probably doesn鈥檛 get any better than this.

https://twitter.com/disastrpassport/status/657496393146310656
Purple harmony for the win.

10. Here’s the tweet that started it all.

Thank you, Nanjala. If you visit Nairobi in October when the Jacaranda trees are in bloom, you will never want to leave. That is a promise. Wanna bet? ]]>