2. So you go on serious binge eating of all your cravings.

3. And get your Ramadan stash.

4. When the moon sighting wahala starts and you’re not even sure when to begin fasting.

5. So you jejely wait for the moon sighting announcement in Nigeria.

6. And you start blocking all those accounts that make you sin.

7. Including anybody that tweets about anything that looks like food.

8. Realising you can’t have coffee or your usual morning snacks.

9. But you can’t afford to miss Sahur so you set all the alarms in life.

10. You eat everything you see including anyone that thinks you’re eating too much.

11. When someone insults your daddy but you can’t slander them.

12. When you realise you can’t blame your sins on shaytan this month.

13. When someone says something funny but you can’t be wasting energy for ordinary laughter..

14. When that annoying non-Muslim colleague asks why you can’t drink water.

15. When your body is only half ready for Taraweeh.

16. How you wait for Iftar after fasting all day.

17. Because you’re ready to eat like never before.

18. When you know you’ll have peace of mind for the next 30 days.

19. How the entire Muslim Ummah looks when Ramadan starts.

2. This always happens because your beard has a life of its own.

3. People without connecting beard be like:

4. You with your beard VS you when you shave your beard.

5. Dealing with oversabi relatives that like to hate on your beard.

6. When a Nigerian police sights your beard.

7. Guys with connecting beard can’t relate to this.

8. Nothing truer than this TBH!

9. Stop slapping your boys o!

10. Your WCW is triggered by this tweet.

11. This forward-thinking woman.

2. And that means you have to get a good camera at least.

3. You, when you realize you can’t get a good camera for less than 100k.

4. That’s not all o, you’ll have to start googling orisirisi things like ‘exposure’ and ‘ISO’.

5. When you start taking pictures and your clients still end up looking like Baba Suwe.

6. So you have to start learning editing with Photoshop and Lightroom.

7. Next thing your favorite photographer wants N1m for photography workshop.

8. But you didn’t learn anything new at the workshop because you’ve seen everything on Youtube.

9. New photographers, when they hear one of TY Bello’s cameras costs over N1M.

10. When you want to work with your fave photographer and he asks you to hold reflector through out.

11. You, when someone asks you to do free work for exposure.

12. When your client uploads your picture with one yeye Instagram filter.

13. When you finally start getting recognised for your work.

More 91大神!

2. You, when you finally hit that sugar daddy jackpot.

3. This one is for all the people that lack home training.

4. A summary of the Nigerian dream.

5. The perfect response to oversabi people that won’t mind their business.

6. When life is coming at you fast but you can’t be bothered.

7. Nigerians can relate to this tweet.

8. When a poor man is trying to toast you.

9. You, when your Nigerian parents ask why you’re always broke.

10. Fine people, every time they see a reflection of themselves.

But when Twitter user, @MsNemah, asked Nigerian men to share their experience with infidelity, the聽responses were shocking.

1. This unfortunate story.

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2. This one about the traveling nudes.

3. The very subtle confession.

4. This one caught his babe leading a double life.

She had two Instagram accounts. I stumbled on the second one by accident. It was quite revealing

5. This one about the community service boyfriend.

Friend sent his babe cake & wine on Val鈥檚 day. Went to her place at night and met her eating the cake & drinking the wine with another dude

6. Eh ya! This guy found out he was a side piece by accident.

7. At least, he got to eat owambe Jollof.

8. Women are scum sha!

9. Na wa o! Did the phone not come with a delete button?

10. Oshey private investigator!

11. These women are something else sha!

My friend called her. She couldn鈥檛 tell it was he, cos she had lost her phone, didn鈥檛 have his number & he sounded like her other boyfriend.

12. Wonders shall never end!

Her sister had to sum up courage to tell me, she was like 鈥淏ros they鈥檙e lovers鈥� 鈥� After my girl told me they cousins, met in NYSC camp

13. No fear of God!

14. Men are scum o!

15. Hay God!

I was at her place, a fight broke out btw her n her friends. ..and thats how i found out that she dint go for seminar on vals day.

16. This guy is an amebo too sha.

17. What manner of wickedness?

18. This guy carried last though.

19. This one was sharing girlfriend with his oga at the top.

Got called into the Dean’s office, saw my student file,he said that I was dating his Girlfriend n dat my file is abt to go MIA

鈥� GB (@Gbenga_OG)

Want to catch that cheating partner 91大神-style? Check this next post to find out how.

As if this isn’t shocking enough, the federal government recently complained about the state of social values during yet another anti-corruption themed event in Abuja last week.

Apparently, they believe gay people, ‘wearing of dreadlocks’, sagging and hair painting are having a negative impact on Nigeria’s social values.

But is that the work we sent them? Nigerians are expectedly angry and are raising the points:

Are gay people and locs the reason why Nigerians don’t have light at home?

Is fixing our problems instead of doing oversabi too much to ask of our government?

The government could start another oversabi ‘war against indiscipline’ because #NaTheWorkWeyDemDeyDo

At this point, one can only hope Nigeria gets the better leaders her hardworking citizens deserve soon enough.

2. Getting your period 10 minutes before Maghrib.

3. When your colleagues ask you why you can’t drink water.

4. When you attend an Owambe and have to turn down party Jollof.

5. When your colleagues start eating their lunch in your presence.

6. Waking up late and missing Sahur.

7. THIS!!!

8. Hearing the Imam recite ‘Alif Lam Mim’ during’ Taraweeh.

9. When you eat one spoon of rice at Iftar and get full immediately.

10. Knowing you can’t blame any of your bad deeds during Ramadan.

More 91大神!

1. First, wash and chop all your vegetables. Also, blend the chilli peppers and tomatoes, set this aside and get to cooking your potatoes.

2. Put the cubed sweet potatoes in a pot then add your shredded fish, crayfish, chopped pepper, onions and meat stock – let this cook on low heat for 25 minutes.

3. In a separate sauce pan, heat up palm oil and fry the blended pepper mix for 8 minutes. Season the sauce with the most important ingredients of the day- Maggi Crayfish cubes and Maggi star cubes.

4. Pour the stew into the pot of potatoes, stir properly and mash some of the potatoes to thicken up the pottage.

5. After tasting for salt, add the spinach and spring onions. Let it cook for 5 minutes and your meal is ready!

6. Just look at this beauty!

Want to see how this meal preparation went down? Check out the recipe in the video below:

If you like Nigerian meals like we do, then be sure to check out Delicious Naija, from Maggi Nigeria.

2. First, wash and chop all your vegetables before heating up two cooking spoons of vegetable oil in a pot for a few minutes.

3. Add the ginger, garlic, onions and chicken, fry this until the chicken turns golden brown.

4. Next, add chicken stock and peppers – cook on low heat for 15 minutes until the chicken becomes tender.

5. Next, add the potatoes and carrots, leave this to simmer for 20 minutes.

6. It’s time to add the flour and milk for that thick and creamy consistency.

7. Finally, add the green peas and the rest of the vegetables to the pot, cover with a tight lid and cook for just 5 minutes.

8. At this point, your yummy Gwote Dankali is pipping hot and ready to eat!

Want to see exactly how this dish was made? Watch the recipe with exact measurements in the video below:

If you love Nigerian food, catch up with the latest episodes of Delicious Naija, from Maggi Nigeria.

2. How the toothpaste in your house looks like:

3. When you tell your mum you want ice-cream.

4. You, when she effortlessly prices something from N3,000 to N200.

5. When she cuts your pocket money by half and asks you to share that half with your siblings.

6. When she turns your old bedsheets into curtains.

7. Her idea of ‘turning up on a budget’:

8. When you realize you can win 20k for your mom with the #SaveLikeMum Meme Contest on Twitter.

This is not a joke! I repeat, this is not banter!