Citizen | 91大神! /category/citizen/ Come for the fun, stay for the culture! Fri, 31 Jul 2026 09:48:43 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.8.2 /wp-content/uploads/zikoko/2020/04/cropped-91大神_91大神_Purple-Logo-1-150x150.jpg Citizen | 91大神! /category/citizen/ 32 32 Ibrahim’s Death is a Painful Reminder of the Need to Tackle Jungle Justice in Nigeria /citizen/jungle-justice-took-his-life/ Fri, 31 Jul 2026 09:48:41 +0000 /?p=381637 On Sunday, July 26, Ibrahim Mbaya breathed his last, dying at the hands of the very people with whom he passed the night.

The day before his death, the 25-year-old model and University of Jos graduate had attended a social event on campus. Because it was too late to return to his home in the Rayfield area of the State, he passed the night at his friend鈥檚 place in Ring Road. 

Ibrahim Mbaya was a passionate fashion model. Photo Credit: Ibrahim Mbaya|Instagram

When it was the next morning that an iPhone had allegedly gone missing, Ibrahim鈥檚 friends swore he stole it, then beat him to death.

In a video that has since gone viral on social media, his attackers could be seen beating him with whips and heavy wooden planks as he lay on the ground, begging for his life.

The Plateau State Police Command, which has arrested three suspects in connection with the beating, say that Ibrahim was declared dead on arrival when he was brought to Jos University Teaching Hospital (JUTH) that day.

And so, just like that, Ibrahim鈥檚 story came to an end, not by nature鈥檚 doing, but by people who took the law into their own hands. Ibrahim鈥檚 life had barely started; a look at the 25-year-old鈥檚 Instagram shows he dreamt of a successful fashion career. But he will never experience it, not because he didn鈥檛 work towards it, but because his life was snuffed out over an allegation.

How many more people have to die?

Ibrahim鈥檚 story is deeply painful. It is the story of hundreds of people in Nigeria. It is a story that has been told far too often, of men, women, and even children; a story of mindless killing in the name of jungle justice.

In October 2012, four young men in the Aluu area of Rivers State鈥 Chiadika Biringa, Ugonna Obuzor, Lloyd Toku and Tekena Elkanah 鈥 were of theft, given a mock trial, stripped naked, marched around the Aluu community, beaten, and set ablaze. Like Ibrahim, they had their lives ahead of them. They were aged 18-20.

In March 2025, 16 Fulani hunters travelling back to Kano State were stopped at Uromi, Edo State,. A  mob, which found hunting weapons with them, had concluded they were among the bandits terrorising the country. Because of the profiling done by that mindless mob, 16 people travelling to celebrate Eid with their loved ones never made it back home.

In June 2026, a mob of over 100 people in the Maraban Jos area of Kaduna State accused a woman of child theft and took her life. The mob, without looking into the allegation, went to the Police Station where the woman had been taken, overpowered the police personnel there, then lynched and burned their victim.

In May 2022, Deborah Samuel Yakubu,  a student of Shehu Shagari College of Education, was accused of blasphemy, then severely beaten and set on fire by her fellow students.

Sometimes it takes the shape of profiling, and other times, the shape of tribal and religious intolerance, but in every case, it is clear as day that Nigeria has a jungle justice problem, begging to be resolved. The question is, why isn鈥檛 it?

As of 2024, Amnesty International said it had 363 cases of mob violence resulting in the deaths of at least 555 people between January 2012 and August 2023. The number could be more.

Amnesty International said that the incidents resulted from an 鈥渦psurge of blasphemy killings fueled by alleged incitement from clerics, Allegations of corruption and policing failures perpetuating violence.

The victims, according to the organisation, were either burnt alive, tortured to death, or buried alive.

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The government has to do more

Amnesty International has accused the Nigerian government of not doing enough to stop mob violence, and we鈥檙e inclined to agree. The government鈥檚 failure to protect citizens and prosecute instigators and perpetrators of this practice encourages people to replicate it. 

Jungle justice is a crime, and it must be treated as such. When religious leaders instigate mob violence, they must be prosecuted and jailed, and when numerous members of a community engage in it, law enforcement agencies must thoroughly investigate it until it finds the culprits.

We must also do more as a people; be the dissenting voice when someone is instigating violence, be the person who calls the police, and even when these efforts fail, be the person who helps the police identify the perpetrators.

Human life is sacred, and we owe it to ourselves to treat it as such.

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He Got a Product Designer Role at an AI Company in Paris. Here’s How He Did It 鈥 1000 Ways to Japa /citizen/he-got-designer-role-at-ai-company-in-paris/ Wed, 29 Jul 2026 08:08:38 +0000 /?p=381476 Someone you know has left or is planning to leave. 1,000 Ways to Japa speaks to real people and explores the endless reasons and paths they take to japa.


Michael traded freelancing in Nigeria for a Product Designer role at an AI company in Paris, landing an EU Talent Passport with no degree, no French test, and no proof of funds. Here’s how he made it work.

Where do you currently live, and when did you leave Nigeria?

I currently live in Paris. I left Nigeria in August 2025, so it’s been almost a year now.

What did life look like for you in Nigeria?

I actually dropped out of university in my final year. I was studying computer science, and around the 300 level, I took an interest in design and started learning it. 

By my final year, I had a back-and-forth with a lecturer over a course I had been stuck retaking.  In addition to the disruptions caused by the Academic Staff Union of Universities (ASUU) strikes,  I was already looking at an extra year before I could graduate.

That was the tipping point for me. I was mentally done. I told my dad I couldn’t keep going, and while he was worried at first, he came around once he saw I already had a stable income from my design work.

I was mostly freelancing remotely for companies. I worked for a Kenyan startup remotely for about three years, from around 2021 to 2024. It was pretty successful, to be honest. I have about 84,000 to 86,000 , so I used that audience to keep work coming in. I didn’t have a month where something wasn鈥檛 going on. If I had too many jobs, I’d outsource the extra to other designer friends.

When did you first get the idea to leave Nigeria?

I always knew I鈥檇 leave at some point, but it wasn鈥檛 a pressing need for me. That changed around the time when the current government came in. 

I was comfortable. My mentality was  鈥淚’ll do my best here, but I won’t work myself to death in a broken environment, so any real opportunity to leave, I’ll take it.鈥 Interestingly, around 2018 or 2019, I actually had an offer to move to Finland, but I did the math on taxes and got scared about the language barrier, so I turned it down.

Was Paris ever in the plan?

Not at all. Paris was never on my mind. I knew I didn’t want the United Kingdom (UK) because the constant changes to immigration policy put me off. My actual plan was to start in an African country first, maybe Kenya, before moving anywhere else. I didn’t want to leave Africa so quickly.

So how did you end up in Paris?

I got an offer from a United States (US) company.  I did a trial period with them, and the pay was very good. But around the same time, an AI company in Paris reached out to me on X about a Product Designer role. I had always wanted to work at an AI company, so I stalled the US offer to go through the interview process. 

I went through their process, got the role, and the US company eventually pulled their offer after I  stalled them too long. That was fine 鈥 they still paid me for the weeks I had worked. 

Oh wow, interesting. What did the visa process look like?

The company’s immigration team handled about 90% of it. All I had to do was go to the Visa Facilitation Services (VFS) office in Lagos for biometrics and submit my documents. It’s a European Union (EU) Talent Passport, similar to the UK’s Global Talent visa, except it’s tied to your employer; you need a company to sponsor you.


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Did you need a language test or proof of funds?

I didnt need any of that. Normally, if you move to France on your own with a regular work visa, you need an A1 level in French, and the permit might only be valid for a year, but with the EU Talent Passport, there’s no French requirement, and it’s valid for four years from your first application.

You mentioned earlier that you didn’t finish your degree. Did that affect the visa requirements?

The visa needs either five years of experience or a relevant degree. I already had 7 to 8 years of experience by the time I applied. 

I asked the immigration team if that was still feasible, and they said yes, as long as I could provide evidence that I had been working for that period. I had to provide old paychecks and contracts. I had all of that ready, so I sent it over, and that was accepted.

What did the company actually cover, and what came out of your own pocket?

Honestly, I think I was an outlier here. Everything I had to pay for myself, like the flight and all, was reimbursed. The company had a loft I stayed in for about a month, then I moved to an Airbnb until I found my own apartment, and all of that was also refunded. The only thing I  paid out of pocket the whole time was food.

Any advice on what to negotiate when taking a job abroad?

Start from whatever the company is offering, but check that your standard of living won’t drop once you account for tax. I used that as my benchmark; if my standard of living would be worse in the new country, I wasn’t taking it. 

France has some of the highest taxes in the world, but for me, it’s a functioning system, so it didn’t bother me. I’ll also say that being single at the time made this a lot simpler. If you have a partner or kids, you’ve got a lot more to factor in.

What was your first week in Paris like?

It was rough, in a funny way. My basic French and Duolingo lessons could not save me at all. 

On the first day, I tried to order Nigerian food on Uber Eats, and it was about 鈧30. I did the conversion to naira in my head and screamed. Another time, I tried to book a ride to work and kept asking drivers in French if they spoke English; three cancelled on me immediately. I eventually just stopped asking and used basic French to get through interactions. 

My first week was a good mix of excitement and being scared, because this was going to be my life from now on.

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Is the language still a barrier for you now?

Not really. I’m not yet fluent, but I can navigate a lot of daily life in French. My biggest tip for anyone in the same position is don’t overthink it. I spent my first few days too scared to walk into the supermarket, imagining I wouldn’t be able to explain what I wanted, but when I finally went in, the interaction was extremely simple. 

If you’re stuck, use Google Translate; it won鈥檛 cost you anything. I took an audio language course for a while and had a private tutor for the first two to three months, though I eventually stopped the sessions because they started to feel like a chore.

Okay, what’s the cost of living like?

Paris is a completely different market from the rest of France; it’s expensive. The city is divided into 20 districts, and your cost of living depends heavily on which one you’re in. 

For rent: a comfortable, decent-sized solo apartment runs from about 鈧1,400 to 鈧2,000 a month. Something smaller might be around 鈧900. If you’re sharing with others, it can go as low as 鈧600. 

Food isn’t too bad, partly because my company gives me a monthly food allowance and a transport allowance. They also cover 50鈥60% of my biking costs since I cycle to work instead of taking transit. Aside from rent, my extra monthly spending 鈥 groceries, random things for the apartment鈥 is maybe 鈧150 to 鈧200. Rent is easily where most of my money goes.

You鈥檝e been there for almost a year. What do you miss most about Nigeria?

Mostly the food and my friends. I cook a lot here and have found someone who can deliver Nigerian food, but it doesn’t taste the same.

Nobody tells you that the hardest part of leaving is the small things. Back home in Nigeria. I鈥檇 end my day with a call with my guys.  And now the call ends, and I’m just alone in my apartment. I miss my friends and family a lot. That said, if all of them were here with me in the EU, I might not think twice about staying for good.

What happens in the long term if you ever lose your job? Would you have to leave France?

France has some of the strongest labour protections in the world, so it’s genuinely hard to get fired without serious cause. That said, the EU Talent Passport is tied to your employer 鈥 so if I ever did lose this job, I’d need to find a new company willing to sponsor me, or change my visa status, within a few months. 

I’ve also been intentional about building a personal brand, so even in a worst case, I think I’d be okay within a few weeks or months. 

Going back to Nigeria no longer feels feasible to me. I used to run 24 solar panels with battery backup, Starlink, and a generator just to have consistent power and good internet, and I don’t want to go back to managing all of that. My plan is to build something solid in Paris first before I think about moving anywhere else.

What’s your favourite thing about living in Paris?

Surprisingly, it鈥檚 cycling. I hadn’t cycled in years before I moved here, and Paris has really good bike lanes, so I cycle to and from work daily. The architecture is beautiful and makes the whole experience worthwhile. 

I had read online that people in Paris are rude, but I’ve found the opposite; everyone I’ve interacted with has been helpful. I once fell off my bike, and a stranger rushed over to help me.

 There鈥檚 also a basic sense of safety here; I can walk past police without my heart racing, which isn’t something I could say living in Nigeria.

And what’s something you don’t like about it?

Some parts of the metro have a really unpleasant smell, not all of them, but enough places that it鈥檚 concerning. Honestly, I think that’s just a big-city thing; cities like Lagos and New York all have this smell issue, unfortunately.

How have you built community there?

Honestly, it’s been the hardest part. I went to an event for a group called Nigerians in Paris, and it felt lonely; everyone there already knew each other, and I went alone. I haven’t been back since.

What’s worked better for me is taking my time and letting it come to me easily. There鈥檚 a guy I met on X before moving here, who introduced me to the guy who now cuts my hair. There鈥檚 a friend who also moved to France on a scholarship, whom I meet up with occasionally, someone I met through (a mentorship platform for designers), and a colleague whom I hang out with regularly. I also joined a WhatsApp group for internationals living here, which has been more socially active than the Nigerian one.

I had an experience with someone I met on TikTok who turned manipulative. I noticed a pattern where she seemed to want to be my only source of community here. Knowing I was new and didn’t have many friends yet,  she behaved however she wanted and expected me to put up with it, but I blocked her. My advice from that is to build slowly and prioritise quality over quantity.

Looking back, what’s one mistake you made, or something you’d tell people to do differently?

The biggest one 鈥 I spent a full month in Paris before I started actually looking for an apartment. I assumed it would work the way it does in Nigeria, where an agent finds you something. 

n France, apartment hunting is more like applying for a job; you submit documents and wait to hear back. Start that search as early as possible, ideally from Nigeria if you can.

One more thing for anyone moving here single: don’t rush into a relationship. Give yourself at least a year to figure out your finances and habits before dating 鈥 especially in a city like Paris, where every luxury brand you can think of is just a walk down the street.

Anything else you want people to know?

Yeah, don’t be scared to ask questions and do your own research. Many people relocating want to hand everything over to an agent and hope for the best, but those who do their own research tend to land better deals. Use AI or search TikTok and Reddit; someone has already documented exactly what you’re trying to figure out.

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate life in Paris right now?

I鈥檇 rate it a 7.5. It would be a ten if I got my French to a B1 or B2 level; there are a lot of experiences I hold myself back from right now because of the language.


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7 Nigerians Share How They’re Surviving on 鈧100,000 or Less /citizen/nigerians-share-how-theyre-surviving-on-100k-or-less/ Tue, 28 Jul 2026 12:26:27 +0000 /?p=381427 Life has become noticeably more expensive in Nigeria over the past few years. Food prices have climbed, transport fares have doubled in many places, rent is becoming harder to afford, and even basic household items cost more than before.

For Nigerians earning 鈧100,000 or less every month, surviving is about finding creative ways to stretch every naira. We asked Nigerians earning 鈧100,000 or less how they’re making it work. Here’s what they told us.


1. “My children think I work night shifts.” – Bose*, 29, F

I’m raising two children on my own. Their father hasn’t been in the picture for years, and there were days I genuinely didn’t know where our next meal would come from.

I used to sell okrika clothes and made around 鈧30,000 in a good month, but it simply wasn’t enough to feed my children and keep them in school.

Eventually, I started doing sex work because it was the only thing that paid enough.

My children think I work night shifts, and I hope they never find out the truth. Every decision I make is about making sure they have food to eat and can stay in school. As long as I can give them that, I’ll keep doing whatever it takes.

2. “I walk to work so I can afford food.” – Jumoke, 24, Supermarket Worker (鈧55,000/month)

After the fuel subsidy removal, I stopped paying for transport every morning. Instead, I walk about 40 minutes to work. I leave home before the sun comes out, so it’s easier.

I only take a bus home if I’m too tired to walk back. It saves me a few thousand naira every month, and that money usually goes toward food or unexpected expenses.

It’s not easy, but I’d rather spend that money on feeding myself than on transport.

3. “Living with my aunt is helping me save.” – Jolomi, 25, Pharmacy Assistant (鈧65,000/month)

I earn 鈧65,000 every month, but I still live with my aunt, even though my office is over an hour away.

I spend about 鈧20,000 on transport every month, but staying with her means I don’t have to worry about rent or cooking every day. If I lived alone, my salary wouldn’t last at all.

I’ve been trying to save little by little, but at this rate, moving out isn’t happening anytime soon.


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4. “The shop owners let us buy food on credit.” – Tunji, 37, Painter (Around 鈧50,000/month)

I’m a painter, so my income depends on whether I get jobs. Some months are good, but most aren’t. There are weeks when my phone doesn’t ring at all.

My wife braids hair, but business has been slow for her, too.

The only reason we’ve been able to get by is that the shop owners in our area know us. They let us collect food on credit and tell us to pay whenever I get my next painting job. I honestly don’t know how we’d feed our children if they didn’t trust us like that.

5. “My church helps me when things get really difficult.” – Ngozi, 32, Hotel Cleaner (鈧25,000/month)

I’m a single mother, and I work as a hotel cleaner. I earn 鈧25,000 every month.

By the time I buy food, pay my child’s school fees and recharge my phone, there’s almost nothing left.

Thankfully, one woman from my church sometimes calls me to clean her house and pays me 鈧40,000. The church also shares foodstuffs from time to time.

Those moments make a huge difference because I’m not even thinking about saving anymore. I’m just trying to make sure my child and I make it through each month.

6. “My wife’s salary keeps us going.” – Peter, 37, Danfo Driver

In 2023, the company I worked for shut down, and I lost my job.

I spent about two years looking for another one without any luck before I started driving a danfo bus.

On a good day, I make between 鈧10,000 and 鈧15,000, but not every day is a good day. My wife recently got a job as a primary school teacher and earns 鈧50,000 every month. That salary has been a blessing. We combine our incomes to feed our family and meet the children’s needs.

There’s rarely anything left after that, but having two incomes is what keeps us afloat.

7. “Private lessons are what keep me afloat.” – Salome, 25, Private School Teacher (鈧25,000/month)

I got my first teaching job after NYSC at a private school, and my starting salary was 鈧20,000. They didn’t always pay the full amount. Sometimes, I’d receive 鈧18,000.

I eventually negotiated it to 鈧25,000, but it still wasn’t enough. School closes around 3 p.m., but I don’t go home because I have private lessons until about 7 p.m.

Almost every teacher at my school does the same thing. The money from private lessons is what helps me survive because my salary alone can’t.

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These Men Are Contesting the 2027 Elections Despite Corruption Investigations /citizen/contesting-the-elections-despite-corruption-investigations/ Sat, 25 Jul 2026 15:04:05 +0000 /?p=381311 What’s going on?

Nigeria has developed a strange talent for treating investigations as a fancy thing rather than a red flag. Politicians accused of diverting billions, forging credentials, or hoarding wealth don’t disappear from the public eye; instead, they resurface on ballots and campaign posters, asking for your vote like nothing is happening.

The most recent example is the former Attorney-General of the Federation (AGF) Abubakar Malami, who is running for governor of under the African Democratic Congress (ADC).

On July 15, 2026, a Federal High Court in Abuja ordered the permanent forfeiture of 48 properties linked to him, valued at about 鈧213.2 billion. The forfeiture is part of an ongoing Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) investigation into Malami’s assets, tied to a 16-count money-laundering charge the commission filed against him, his wife, and his son, all of whom have pleaded not guilty.

Everyone who has heard this news has rightly expressed shock at the sheer number of properties owned by Malami and has urged the EFCC to be thorough with the investigation. We totally agree, but here鈥檚 a question that’s been bugging us ever since: Why is he still running for office?

Of course, the investigation doesn鈥檛 automatically mean he鈥檚 guilty, but the question was never really about guilt. It’s about why a person whose character is being scrutinised by the EFCC is asking for a public role. 

The scary thing is, Malami isn’t an isolated case; he’s just the most recent name in a much longer pattern.

Former Delta State governor Ifeanyi Okowa is under investigation by the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) over the alleged diversion of about 鈧1.3 trillion from the 13 per cent derivation funds allocated to the state between 2015 and 2023. He is also the(APC)  Delta North for 2027.  

Former Kogi governor Yahaya Bello is standing trial for laundering about 鈧80.2 billion allegedly diverted from the state鈥檚 funds, as well as a separate 鈧110.4 billion fraud and criminal breach of trust case.  Pick your jaws from the floor, because he just won the APC’s for Kogi Central and will be contesting in 2027. 

Oh, and there鈥檚 former Minister of Innovation, Science and Technology, Uche Nnaji, who went viral in 2025 after a Premium Times investigation found that he had forged his university and National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) certificates.

He is currently to become the next governor of Enugu State, and has been cleared by a faction of the PDP, even though he is under active investigation by Nigeria’s Independent Corrupt Practices and Other Related Offences Commission (ICPC) for the same issue. 

At this point, it鈥檚 safe to say that in Nigeria, “under investigation” is a signal to politicians to run for office.

In Malami鈥檚 name, there are many mansions

Malami’s is the only one of the four in which a judge has actually issued a ruling. Justice Joyce Abdulmalik found that the assets were reasonably suspected to be proceeds of unlawful activities and not acquired from legitimate sources of income, leading to his forfeiture of everything from a foundation building to an 鈧11.2 billion, 131-room hotel. 


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鈧1.3 trillion is a lot to misplace

Okowa’s number is so large that we had thought it was a typo, but apparently it鈥檚 not.  

His camp says the investigation and insists the funds were accounted for. We don鈥檛 dispute this, but at this time, it鈥檚 just his word against the EFCC鈥檚, and that鈥檚 simply not enough for a person hoping to be a Senator, making our laws.

In April 2025, he to the APC, and little has been heard about the investigation, but the EFCC says the regardless of which party he belongs to. Somehow, none of this stopped Delta North APC delegates from handing him their senatorial ticket.

Two trials, one ticket

Bello’s situation might be the most jarring of them all; In addition to his ongoing EFCC trials, people couldn鈥檛 quite decide whether he was truly cleared for the primaries.

He somehow emerged with 72,399 votes to defeat his nearest rival’s 319.

The EFCC keeps reminding everyone that Bello is, which is true, but also not the point. Nobody’s asking Bello to be convicted; we’re asking why an active fraud trial isn’t enough to put his character in question.

Show me your particulars

Nnaji’s story doesn’t involve a single naira 鈥 just a degree that, as far as anyone can tell, only existed in his imagination. 

Shortly after Uche Nnaji’s ministerial screening in August 2023, a tipped off Premium Times about suspected discrepancies in his school and National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) certificates. Two years later, the newspaper published an investigation indicting Nnaji, and he responded to the growing scrutiny the way innocent people definitely do: by trying to y from releasing his own records. That didn’t work.

The University of Nigeria, Nsukka (UNN) disowned the certificate he had presented, which was apparently forged, and three days later, Nnaji resigned. The ICPC eventually caught up to him, arresting and arraigning him for forgery. Naturally, none of this is stopping his second attempt at the Enugu governorship, this time on a borrowed PDP ticket. 

Gaslighting 101

None of these men is legally barred from running for office because Nigerian law only candidates after a criminal conviction, not during an investigation or a forfeiture, and the parties know this. 

This means the burden of vetting has been quietly outsourced to you, the voter, standing in front of a polling unit. 

What next? 

The National Assembly has to close the conviction-only loophole in the Electoral Act so that pending trials over public funds actually affect eligibility. Follow the money yourself. Right, the only people keeping score are EFCC prosecutors, and their case files move a lot slower than election season does.

Most importantly, we have to be a nation and society in which people with questionable character do not dare to hold public office.

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鈥淕ermany is So Racist That My Primary School Teacher Almost Ruined My Education鈥濃 Abroad Life /citizen/i-had-a-hard-time-in-germany/ Fri, 24 Jul 2026 11:58:44 +0000 /?p=381224 The Nigerian experience is physical, emotional, and sometimes international. No one knows it better than our features on #TheAbroadLife, a series where we detail and explore Nigerian experiences while living abroad. 


Even though Dickson (27) grew up in Germany, he had been trying to leave because nothing about the country felt like home. In this story, he talks about growing up Nigerian in Germany, the crushing racism he experienced, and his move to the UK.

Where do you live currently, and when did you leave Nigeria?

I live in London, United Kingdom (UK). I am fully Nigerian, but I was born in Germany. I left in 2021 to come to the UK.

Have you visited Nigeria before?

Yes, I have. I actually just returned after my grandma鈥檚 funeral. This recent visit was my fourth time in Nigeria.

How were the visits?

They have generally been really good, but the one that has stuck out the most through the years was my first visit. I was only a child, and it was also the first time I ever travelled anywhere. It鈥檚 still fresh in my memory; It was with my mum, and we went out a couple of times to eat authentic Nigerian food.

My mum is a good cook, and I鈥檝e always eaten authentic Nigerian food. I cook as well, but eating in Nigeria was just different.

Nigeria is a lively and loud (but in a warm way) place, and my visits have generally been so nice.

That鈥檚 beautiful. Let鈥檚 talk about Germany; why did you leave?

Germany has never been nice to me. It simply wasn鈥檛 the place for me, and I knew this even as a child. I was only eight years old when I first wanted to leave, but I obviously couldn鈥檛 leave because of my mum.

I always wanted to live in the same country as my other relatives in the UK and the US. The UK was the quickest way to leave because it鈥檚 a European country and right next to Germany.

Do you mind sharing the reasons you didn鈥檛 enjoy Germany?

The racism in Germany was overwhelming. Everything was extra hard because I looked different. They don鈥檛 treat you nicely, they don鈥檛 care to listen, and they make no attempt to make life easier for you, even a little bit.

At school, they treat you like shit. I apologise for my language, but that鈥檚 how it was for me. I鈥檝e spoken about this on my TikTok multiple times, especially the school systems.


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What鈥檚 that about?

In Germany, primary school education runs from years 1 to 4, and secondary schools are divided into categories: secondary schools for the smart, semi-smart, and then one for slower or more difficult children.

After the fourth year of primary school, teachers are required to recommend the secondary school their students should attend. I was the only black kid in my class of 30, and I was the only one my teacher recommended for the last category because she said I was dumb. 

Having no say over it, I went to the school she sent me to, but I was switched to the school for semi-smart students because my grades were far too good for the one I was in. 

That鈥檚 really bad. I鈥檓 sorry you had to experience that.

Thank you. That鈥檚 just one of the ways they make things difficult for you. My parents didn鈥檛 have it easy either. Because they couldn鈥檛 speak German, I explained all government letters to them and often went with them to government offices for the same purpose. I saw a lot of things, and let me tell you, they weren鈥檛 nice things.

That must have sucked. Were there any positive sides to your time in Germany?

That鈥檚 a good question, but I unfortunately couldn鈥檛 answer it properly even if I tried. I feel this question would be much more suited for someone who has fully lived there as an adult. I can鈥檛 tell you anything good right away because I spent my childhood, teenage years, and early adult life there. Sure, I had some fun whenever I attended festivals with my friends and cousins, but that鈥檚 pretty much it.

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What was the weather and food in Germany like?

I lived in western Germany, where it always rains. Apart from the one month in summer, when we had nice weather, it was always almost grey.

I can鈥檛 really say much about the food because I grew up in a fully Nigerian home and my mum always, always made Nigerian food. It鈥檚 actually most recently that she started attempting to make European dishes.

So, what do you do now in the UK?

I鈥檓 currently at the University, working two jobs. One of them is as an au pair, a live-in nanny.

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What made you get into being an au pair?

I not only like working with children, but it鈥檚 more like a gift from God. It just comes naturally to me. I鈥檝e been taking care of kids since I was a kid myself. I was only ten when I had to watch my younger cousins, so it鈥檚 always been easy.

Being an au pair was also one of the easiest ways to leave Germany, so it just worked.

Nice. So, what are your plans after university?

I鈥檓 currently studying Computer Science. I would love to get into tech once I鈥檓 done.

You鈥檝e been in the UK for five years. What鈥檚 been your best experience so far?

I鈥檝e had so many great experiences, but my best moments are probably the time I travel with the children. We went to Paris two weeks ago, and it was really fun, not just because it was Paris, but because it was with the kids. Earlier, you asked me if being an au pair is fulfilling; it is. I鈥檝e wanted to do this since I was a teenager, but couldn鈥檛 because of my mum.

That鈥檚 lovely. What have been the worst moments?

There was a period when I thought I鈥檇 have to leave the UK and move back to Germany. Those were the absolute worst times I鈥檝e had here.

I was trying to get into school, and there was a lot of back-and-forth about my English proficiency. Because my parents couldn鈥檛 speak German, I grew up with English as my first language and picked up German in nursery school. So, obviously, I can speak English, but I had a hard time proving this to school authorities, seeing as my A-level certificate was in German. 

So there was a period of uncertainty over my stay in the UK, and it weighed heavily on me. Thankfully, it worked out, and I was admitted to the university.

How do you feel about the recent anti-immigrant sentiment in the UK, given the racism you experienced in Germany?

Racism is everywhere, but it matters what the system does to combat it, and that鈥檚 exactly the difference between living in the UK and Germany. If you experience racism in Germany, you鈥檙e pretty much left on your own to deal with it. In the UK, however, you can actually sue someone for being racist. It was a shock to me.

Sure, it might not always work, but just knowing that the system put something in place is reassuring. 

So, have you experienced racism at all in the UK?

I have. But it hasn鈥檛 come directly from white people; it鈥檚 mostly been from other foreigners.

Once, when I had just moved here, I went to the corner shop to buy something, and the Pakistani guy who owned it kept following me around because he saw I was black and thought I was going to steal something.

I haven鈥檛 really been around white people enough to experience racism from them; it鈥檚 just been other minorities.

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That鈥檚 interesting. It鈥檚 not something we always hear

I can see how that would be interesting, but I also experienced racism from minorities in Germany.

One clear example was when I wanted to move out of my mum鈥檚 house and was looking for an apartment. I was the only black person among all the people who had lined up to see a particular shared apartment. There were some Turkish guys and a bunch of white people, and then there was me.

After we had all seen the apartment and were filing out, I was stopped and told that it couldn鈥檛 work out. I was so hurt at being the only one who got that response that I asked them aloud if it was because of my skin colour. They just looked at each other.

So, would you say the UK has lived up to your expectations?

It definitely has. I鈥檓 still introverted, but I鈥檓 more outgoing than I ever was in Germany.

That sounds so nice. Were there any culture shocks that you experienced when you moved to the UK?

Not exactly. The only thing that I had to adjust to was the traffic. In Germany, it鈥檚 on the right, but here, it鈥檚 on the left.

Everything else is pretty much the same. It rains here just as much as it does in Germany, and I really haven鈥檛 experienced the British cuisine. I鈥檓 a very Nigerian guy; I enjoy Nigerian food and cook everything myself.

What鈥檚 your favourite and least favourite thing about London?

I love how multicultural London is, and I love that there鈥檚 always an option for anything you want to do. You will always find a function to go to.

My least favourite thing is the amount of planning and time that goes into moving from one end to the other.

Do you ever see yourself permanently moving to Nigeria in the future?

I love Nigeria, and I feel at ease anytime I visit. I would definitely want to move there someday, but only if the politics get better. Obviously, every country has its own version of problematic politics, but Nigeria鈥檚 is just something else. I know Nigeria has the potential to be great, and I hope it happens soon.

On a scale of one to ten, how happy are you in the UK?

It鈥檚 a solid eight out of ten. I鈥檓 not rating it an eight because something is missing; I just believe things can be better, no matter where I am. I could always have more money, more time, and less stress.


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Education Saved Me From Gangs. One Youth Global Wants the Same for Others /citizen/one-youth-global-uche-agbo-story/ Mon, 20 Jul 2026 15:06:44 +0000 /?p=380878 Uchechukwu Agbo grew up determined to change lives with education. Years after earning a first-class degree and training at world-class universities, he found himself begging officials to help underprivileged children in Ebonyi, only to be asked for bribes instead. 

Despite this, he built , whose flagship programme, Spark Nation, is an educational and leadership-building initiative empowering African youth through debate competitions and mentorship, expanding it from one state to three African regions with zero government support. This is his story, as told to Orame.

Uchechukwu Agbo

I grew up in Abakaliki, Ebonyi State. My father was wealthy when I was a child, then made a bad investment and lost it all. We went from the elite class to one of the poorest, most dangerous neighbourhoods in the state.

My primary school was so overcrowded that it ran a shift system to get through. This meant they taught one set of pupils in the morning, and another in the afternoon. 

My secondary school, Urban Model Secondary School, was home to cultism. My classmates came to school with guns and machetes. It’s a miracle I never joined a gang myself, and I think it was due to geography: I lived in one gang’s territory and schooled in a rival gang’s, so joining either meant I could never go home or go to school. My parents were also strict.

We had no cable TV, just an antenna that caught NTA. On the Sundays we were lucky to get electricity, we’d cluster around the set for Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? I wanted to be a contestant so badly that I started reading everything I could find 鈥 McMillan readers, newspapers, magazines 鈥 just to prepare.

The show ended before I was old enough to go, but the reading habit stayed with me. It took me from an Abakaliki ghetto to a first-class degree in English, and eventually to fellowship training at Yale, Princeton, and Duke.


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Why we started Spark Nation

Spark Nation is an academic competition for secondary school students across Nigeria. Schools register their students, who go through virtual and national preliminary rounds that test them in debate, general knowledge, and critical thinking, before the best schools compete live at our annual bootcamp. It’s free to enter, and every student who makes it through the process walks away feeling academically pushed, whether they win or not.

People online complain about the “Olodo uprising” culture that seems to be taking over our country. Young people are chasing entertainment and fame over learning, but you can’t blame the youth alone; they gravitate toward what’s rewarded. Initiatives like Spark Nation don鈥檛 get the support and backing needed to impact the lives of young people.

Back in 2017, when I was running the Creative Writers’ Association at Alex Ekwueme Federal University, Ndufu-Alike (AE-FUNAI), a lecturer suggested we organise a beauty pageant, because sponsors like MTN would fund it. I asked if we could do an intellectual competition instead, like a debate, and he backed out almost immediately. 

That’s the pattern I’ve come to notice. The people who should be championing rigorous learning would rather swim with the tide, because swimming against it is stressful. 

A TikTok challenge can get sponsorship overnight,  but when you pitch something mentally taxing, brands and sponsors disappear. 

Right now, not a single multinational operating inside Nigeria funds our work.  Every dime for Spark Nation comes from outside the country, mostly Nigerians in the diaspora.

We started Spark Nation because we wanted a competition that would have children undergo rigorous mental training and prepare hard, whether they win or not. 

One student who didn’t make our final round this year still scored about 340 on the Joint Admissions Matriculation Board (JAMB) exam because months of prep forced him to study seriously. 

In secondary school, my classmates and I would miss competitions because my school couldn’t afford the entry fees. Registration for the Spark Nation competition is now free. Spark Nation is built so that the child of a wealthy family and the child of the poor can compete on the same footing.

The programme has grown fast. We ran it locally in Ebonyi State in 2024, went national in 2025, and, with a partner organisation, recently hosted students from across West and Central Africa at this year’s edition 鈥 over 200 schools registered for the virtual and national preliminaries, and the top 40 made it to the physical bootcamp. By the time we got there, we had 235 delegates in the room: 104 students, 45 volunteers, 31 teachers, 15 observers, 14 scholars, 14 management staff, and 6 adjudicators.

Spark Nation sits under One Youth Global, which now funds full university scholarships for over 37 students across Nigerian tertiary institutions 鈥 including monthly stipends, laptops for many, and mentorship from people abroad. It’s the same principle: don’t just reward brilliance once, follow through on it

The part that doesn’t show up in a pitch deck is how much energy it takes to run this without paying anyone.

In 2024, our partner waived a $2,000 registration fee and covered accommodation for ten of our winning students to attend a leadership programme abroad. We only had to raise money locally for visas and flights. I made a proposal to get state government support for that, and a public office holder in Ebonyi asked if I could get our foreign partners to send dollars so the government could “facilitate” things on their end. 

A state commissioner asked whether his own child could be added to the list. A civil servant in the Ministry of Education sat on our file, waiting for a bribe before he’d pass it to the governor’s desk.

This is so frustrating because these are underprivileged  Ebonyi kids who earned their spot. I’m not asking for myself. Our volunteers are graduates or soon-to-be graduates. We’re the ones trying to help children in these officials’ own communities, and they’re demanding bribes to let us do it.

Since 2024, we’ve asked the Ministry of Education and local government chairmen for one thing: a bus so public school students can reach the free preliminaries and to aid the logistics of our team members and volunteers. So far, not a single local government has provided a bus. So our volunteers ride commercial vehicles into rural communities themselves, to hand principals physical invitation letters.

Our education system trains people for jobs that no longer exist. I know biochemists working as photographers, and most of the time it’s not out of passion but for survival. Starting a business is also not a great option; With lending rates near 30%, a young person who borrows a million naira to start a business owes 1.3 million before they’ve made a single sale. 

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So if someone has the chance to leave and God hasn’t specifically told them to stay, I tell them to go. What I won’t tell anyone is to stay and suffer for patriotism’s sake. But leaving shouldn’t mean disappearing. 

Look at how India’s boom was partly built by diaspora investment flowing back in. None of Africa’s major independence-era leaders trained locally, but they came back with something. If you’re abroad earning well, send a fraction of it home to fund an impactful project. Come back when you can.

There’s an Igbo saying: he whom they have rejected does not reject himself. We can’t keep waiting for a failing government to save us. When you walk into a dark room,  you have two choices 鈥 sit and argue about how dark it is, or light something.

My challenge to any young Nigerian reading this: pick one small piece of this and commit to it. Don’t worry about scale. If you can’t build a school, buy a school bag. If you can’t afford that, buy exercise books for the kid who came first in your neighbourhood school.

When I was younger, my uncle bought a bottle of Fanta for whoever placed first in class. I wanted that Fanta so badly, I studied harder than I ever had. That one bottle of soda changed my academic trajectory. If you have no money at all, give an hour a week teaching a child to read. Just introduce light.

While I encourage us to introduce light, I also recognise that individual acts of kindness can only go so far. Spark Nation’s experience is proof. The state of education in this country is a governance failure that officials could fix if they wanted to, and until they do, the people abroad will keep paying for what should already be a basic public service. 

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She Skipped NYSC For An 80% Scholarship In Finland 鈥 1000 Ways to Japa聽 /citizen/she-skipped-nysc-for-a-scholarship-in-finland/ Wed, 15 Jul 2026 07:50:37 +0000 /?p=380498 Someone you know has left or is planning to leave. 1,000 Ways to Japa speaks to real people and explores the endless reasons and paths they take to japa.


When set her mind on leaving Nigeria, Finland wasn鈥檛 in the plan, but one Twitter post from a travel consultant changed everything. In this story, she shares how she navigated the country’s joint application system and the one thing she鈥檇 warn every prospective applicant about.

Where do you currently live, and when did you leave Nigeria?

I live in Turku, Finland. I left Nigeria in August 2025.

What was life like in Nigeria right before you left?

I travelled a few months after graduating from Kwara State University. I wasn’t working, but I was more or less a full-time content creator on at that point.

Before I left, I had about 40,000 to 50,000 followers. I used to post relatable, funny tweets, but as I got closer to leaving, I started getting more strategic with my content.

Did you consider doing NYSC before you left?

I actually had plans to. My school kept delaying the National Youth Service Corps (NYSC) process. I registered, thinking I’d do my orientation and work in between, but they kept extending it until the travel process began. So it wasn’t that NYSC was never in the plan; it just got overtaken by events.

When did you first think of leaving Nigeria?

Honestly, it was way before I graduated. My sister had travelled out on a scholarship before me, so it was already like a blueprint in my mind. 

I knew Nigeria wasn’t going to give me the life I wanted. As early as my 200-level, I kept telling myself I鈥檇 start looking for opportunities to leave once I got to the 300 or 400 level. It was always at the back of my mind.

Was Finland always the destination?

No, it wasn’t always Finland. I used to look at Canada, the United Kingdom (UK), and sometimes the United States (US). 

Canada was actually top of my list because my sister lives there, and I felt it’d be easier to go where she was. But sometime in my 300-level, I saw a post on my timeline from a travel consultant about Finland, saying there were many scholarship opportunities and that it was relatively easy to migrate.

I sent him a DM, and he told me to reach out once I was done with school. But I didn’t just wait on that; on my own, I started researching schools, requirements, and the people I needed to talk to .

What did you study for your undergrad, and what pushed you toward your current course?

My undergrad was in Business Administration, and I always wanted to do an MBA. But over time, I started exploring other options and became interested in AI governance. 

Right now, I’m doing my Master’s in Governance of Digitalisation at . It’s a two-year program, and I’m done with coursework. I only have my thesis left to write.

Nice! Let’s get into the process 鈥 how did you apply to school in Finland?

I used the joint application system, which usually opens in January. You can apply to up to six schools in Finland for a flat fee of 鈧100. I picked three schools and four courses 鈥 your course has to align with what you studied for undergrad, they’re strict about that.

Everything from the schools, their courses, requirements, and scholarship provisions is on . Depending on the school, you might need a recommendation letter, an academic CV, a motivation essay, or, in my case, a one-minute video explaining why you chose that school and course and why you deserve a scholarship.

How does the scholarship work?

It’s part of the same joint application. You have the option to pay your own fees or receive financial assistance.  I selected the financial assistance option for all three schools.

I got my first admission in March, with a 50% scholarship. I decided to wait on the other two schools since they were offering higher percentages. Later that March, I was invited to interview at the school I’m at now, and about a month later, I got the 80% scholarship. The third school rejected me. So out of three schools, I got two offers.

How did the visa process go?

I didn鈥檛 use a travel agent to apply for the visa. About a month after my admission, I went to , the Finnish Immigration Service, and did it myself. 

What documents did you need for the visa?

The big one is proof of funds. The standard requirement at the time was around 鈧9,600 to prove you could sustain yourself for a year. I had about 鈧9,800 in my account. 

They鈥檙e also particular about the source of the money. Some people earn funds through salary, some through business ownership, some through selling assets like land or cars, and some through sponsorship. I used my brother’s business as my sponsor.

For sponsorship specifically, they asked for his  Corporate Affairs Commission (CAC) documents, his six-month bank statement, my own three-month bank statement, a signed and stamped sponsorship letter from him, and a cover letter from me explaining the arrangement 鈥 how much he was sending, when, and how he makes his money.

Beyond that, I submitted my admission letter, my passport data page, my school fee receipt, and proof of health insurance, which I got through for about 鈧30,000.


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What happened at the visa interview?

The consul asked which school had admitted me and how I was paying my fees.  I told her about the 80% scholarship and explained that I had already paid the remaining 20%, with receipts attached.

I also told her about the sponsorship from my brother and what his business does. That was really it. The whole thing is built around proving your source of funds is genuine.

How long did the visa process take, and how did you feel waiting?

It took 28 days for the decision, then about another week for the residence permit to arrive from Abuja. Honestly, I can’t fully explain how I felt waiting; I was anxious the whole time. I knew I hadn’t touched the money in my account, so there was no reason for a red flag, but I had heard of people waiting from 20 days to a full year for a decision. 

I was in a group chat with other applicants, constantly asking when they were going for their appointments so I could calculate my own timeline. The day my visa came through, I nearly lost my mind.

What did the whole process cost you?

Aside from the 鈧18 million proof of funds, I estimate I spent around 鈧5-6 million in total. That covers the 鈧100 joint application fee (about 鈧150,000+ at the time), the visa application fee of about 鈧450 (which came to over 鈧800,000 paid in person at VFS, plus delivery charges), the 鈧30,000-ish health insurance, and flights to Abuja first, then to Finland. There鈥檚 also the balance of my school fees.

Did you need an English proficiency test?

No, I didn’t. My school gave me a letter of English proficiency instead; there was an exemption specifically for Nigerian students. But it varies; some schools ask for a formal English test. For the general application, you’ll need your transcript, degree certificate, and either the test or the proficiency letter.

What are some mistakes you made during the process?

Just one: when I submitted my visa application, I was sure I had attached everything, but my passport data page didn’t show up on the site. I only caught it a day or two before my VFS appointment and panicked, but it turned out to be a small fix; I just had to re-upload it as an additional document, since the system sometimes drops a file if you’ve attached too many at once. Lesson: always double-check every document actually uploaded, not just that you attached it.

What was the first week in Finland like, and what culture shocks stood out?

I wasn’t overly excited when I landed. I think I was just tired from the two-day journey. It hit me properly on the second or third day.

One early culture shock: public transport runs strictly on schedule. In Nigeria, you can just stand at a bus stop and something will come; here, you check Google Maps, and if you miss the bus, you’re waiting another ten to 20 minutes.

Another one 鈥 a lecturer once lost 20 minutes to a technical issue in a computer room, and later that day sent an email apologising to the whole class and confirming that the material wouldn’t appear on our exam. I remember thinking that could never happen back home.

Registering as a resident and opening a bank account were another shocker; everything runs by appointment. I waited close to two months to open a Finnish bank account. You can’t just walk into a bank the way you would in Nigeria.

How did you sort out accommodation?

Honestly, this tested my patience the most. I didn’t know anyone in Finland before arriving, and I made the mistake of waiting until my residence permit was approved before applying for student housing. Because of that delay, I didn’t get my own apartment until December, even though I arrived in August.

Before travelling, I messaged someone on Instagram, and she agreed to let me stay with her for the first month if I hadn’t sorted accommodation by the time I arrived; she ended up picking me up from the airport too.

 I stayed with her far longer than a month in the end, and we just clicked. My advice to anyone coming: the moment you get your admission and start your visa application, apply for student housing immediately so you’re not stranded.

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What do you love most about living in Finland?

The security and quality of life, honestly. My door can stay unlocked, and I can walk outside at 1 a.m., without anything happening to me. Everything just works. The one thing that drags the experience down is the job market, which is genuinely difficult right now.

How have you built community there?

I have, and my church has been a big part of it. It helps that we’re a Black congregation.

The friend who housed me had already been in Finland a year longer, so she introduced me to her circle, including other international students. A group of us who arrived around the same time now hang out occasionally. Beyond that, I keep a small circle and enjoy my own space. I鈥檓 not an extrovert, so being indoors doesn鈥檛 bother me much, except that it gets boring sometimes.

Has the language been a barrier?

Yes, especially for jobs 鈥 that’s actually one of the biggest reasons the job market is difficult for internationals. Finnish people can speak English, but they default to Finnish first, and they take pride in the language. If I say “English, please,” they’ll usually switch, but early on, when I got lost navigating the city, some people would just point me to Google Maps instead. I still don’t speak Finnish 鈥 I’m learning slowly, but I get by on English day-to-day.

What’s the cost of living like as a student?

It’s still cheap, at least where I am. Student housing ranges from about 鈧230 to 鈧250-plus a month, depending on the setup and the city you live in.

Food isn’t too expensive either. As long as you have a job, you’re generally fine. The minimum wage varies by industry, but it’s roughly 鈧10-鈧12 per hour, and as a student, you’re allowed to work up to 30 hours per week.

Do you miss Nigeria?

I mostly miss my mum and the general chaos and energy of home. There’s a liveliness in Nigeria that I miss. 

t’s not really about the food, since I still cook Nigerian food here. But if you sent me back right now, I couldn’t last more than three weeks before wanting to return to Finland.

What does the path to permanent residency look like from here?

My residence permit lasts for two years. The rules have recently changed 鈥 if you complete 15 credit units of Finnish-language coursework while studying, you can now apply for PR much sooner than before, instead of waiting four to five years.

Once my current permit expires, I can also apply for an extended residence permit that gives me time to look for a good job. I don’t know the full details of that process yet, though.

Anything else you want people to know?

Scholarship policies are changing. My school used to offer an 80% scholarship, but that’s gone now. What’s available currently is more of an “early bird” discount, around 鈧3,000 off if you pay your school fees on time.

Universities across Finland seem to be cutting back on scholarships in general, so anyone considering this route needs to check directly with their target schools rather than assume scholarships like mine are still on the table.

On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate life in Finland?

I’d have said ten, but the job situation knocks off two points. So, eight out of ten.


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South Africa Raised Me, But Now I鈥檓 Banned From Going Back聽Till 2031 /citizen/repatriated-from-south-africa-fola-kester/ Sat, 11 Jul 2026 10:44:15 +0000 /?p=380337 Fola Kester-Akinpelumi left Nigeria at 4 and grew up South African in every way except on paper. Now 21, he鈥檚 been banned from entering the country for five years, yet he’s resilient and trying to rebuild a life in a country he barely knows. This is his story, as told to Orame.


I have lived in聽 South Africa for nearly as long as I鈥檝e been breathing. I don鈥檛 remember the move myself; I only know I got there in 2009, at age 4, because I was told. Before I was born, my dad had already been living and working there, trying to build something so he could bring my elder brother and me over.

My first real memories start from my preschool. By then, I’d already forgotten Yoruba, because my dad didn’t speak it and we were just fully becoming South African. My dad met my stepmom when I turned 6. She’s South African, and she’s the best woman in the world 鈥 she’s the one who raised me into who I am. We lived in the west of Johannesburg, moved between Roodepoort and a few other places, and I basically grew up there for the rest of my life. I only went back to Nigeria once, for a short trip in December 2012.

We weren’t rich. My family believed in discipline, education, and hard work above everything else, and my parents were very strict about it. My dad and stepmom would tell me, growing up: you’re a foreigner,  not South African, and you’ll never be treated the same 鈥 don’t forget that. I heard it, but it didn’t really register. I was a kid making real friendships. I felt like I belonged.

My parents鈥 warning never really hit home until I turned 18.

I watched my friends get their IDs, get their driver鈥檚 license, open bank accounts, you know? typical adult stuff. I’d ask my dad when I could do the same, and he’d just say, “It’s coming, it’s coming.” I didn’t know yet that there was anything actually wrong with my papers.

In high school, I was deputy head boy and a top 20 student. In my final year exams, I got four distinctions, including 90s in maths and physics. My marks put me in the top per cent of high school graduates in the country. 

On the strength of that, I got into Wits University to study chemical engineering and completely fell in love with the degree, but when I applied for a study permit, Home Affairs rejected my application. That’s when I found out I didn’t have proper papers, and that’s why other things were much more complicated for me.


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I want to be clear about this part. I didn’t sneak into South Africa. I came in as a child on my father’s documentation through the legal process. The problem wasn’t that I broke a rule, it’s that a category of people like me, who entered legally as minors and aged into adulthood within a broken system, don’t have a clean path to formalise their status. There are people in South Africa who came in illegally, who aren’t supposed to be there. I’m not talking about them, I’m talking about the ones who did it the right way and still got stuck.

When Wits saw that I’d hired an immigration lawyer and was actively pursuing my papers, they gave me a conditional registration for the second year in 2025,  meaning I could continue on the understanding that I’d have my status sorted out by year’s end. We appealed by email, over and over, no response.

In December 2025, my mom and I drove to the Home Affairs head office in Pretoria with every document printed out, because we weren’t even sure our emails were being received. Nobody came down to meet us. Someone upstairs called the reception desk and told us to leave, saying that appeals could only be done by email. When we asked if they’d gotten our previous ones, they didn’t even check.

By early 2026, Wits told me I couldn’t register for third year, and that was it. I’d worked as hard as a student possibly could, and none of it mattered.

I am hurt, but it wasn’t South Africans who did this to me. My friends never once treated me differently once they learned my situation; if anything, we got closer. A lot of them started emailing Home Affairs on my behalf, trying to get someone, anyone, to look at my case.

My daily life barely changed. The only real hostility I ever ran into was from the odd Uber driver going on a rant about immigrants “stealing jobs.”  I just sat in the front seat, trying not to say anything that would give me away.

The people frustrating my life were government workers, not neighbours. To me, it鈥檚 systematic xenophobia, because the system treats you as a permanent outsider, no matter how legal your papers are, how long you’ve lived there, or how much you’ve contributed. It鈥檚 heavier than the physical xenophobia everyone sees on the news.  It鈥檚 slow and invisible, so it doesn鈥檛 get as much attention as the second kind. Why would it? There鈥檚 no camera to capture it. 

I’ve given it a lot of thought, and I鈥檓 convinced the systematic failure in South Africa is behind the protests we see. Its invisible nature is why foreigners are attacked: most people can’t picture the government as the villain, so they blame the foreigner, who they can see. 

It doesn’t help that foreigners often take the odd jobs South Africans won’t 鈥 the barbering, the gardening, the roadside plumbing 鈥 for a fraction of what a South African would demand for the same work. That gets read as “stealing” when it’s really just people doing work nobody else wanted to do at a price nobody else would accept.

My dad lived this too. He’s an IT specialist who trained South Africans in townships for years, helping people become qualified enough to leave poverty behind. But because he was a foreigner, clients would refuse to pay him for finished work, knowing he had no real recourse. Several of his businesses went under because of it. He has permanent residence.

 My dad is married to a South African, and he still couldn’t get his son’s papers sorted. In January 2026, he moved back to Nigeria to try to start over.

Something broke in me when  I couldn’t register for my course for the third year of university. I had lived as close to a model life as a student could 鈥 head boy, top marks, no trouble 鈥 and it still came down to one fact: I was a foreigner, and the country I’d grown up in didn’t want me. I’ve put it this way before: the country raised me, then proceeded to abandon me once I was old enough for it to matter.

With school frozen, I spent most of 2026 at home, coding online because there was nothing else to do. When Nigeria opened its repatriation program, I signed up almost immediately. I was terrified, but I knew that if I didn’t do it, things could get worse for me.

The repatriation process itself took four days just for screening 鈥 passport vetting, police clearance, biometrics, and a final Home Affairs sign-off, at their Pretoria office. I went in expecting a single day and ended up sleeping at friends’ places for most of a week, because I hadn’t packed for a stay. 

During the wait before my flight, my university friends threw me a surprise goodbye party. We had a big, beautiful braai and spent time together. Towards the end of the party, they brought out a gift鈥 a South African soccer shirt signed by all my university friends. I felt so loved that I found myself crying on the floor, and in a heartbeat, all my friends joined me there, hugging and crying with me. This gesture had to be the best thing that has ever happened to me. I love my friends so much.

On Wednesday, July 1, the embassy called: my flight was the next morning, and I needed to be there by 10 am. As an overthinker, I’d already been packing in my head for months, but I still had less than 24 hours to compress an entire life into three bags. Friends came by to say goodbye, and sadly, I didn’t get the chance to see my best friend before I left 鈥 there just wasn’t time.

We got to the embassy at 10 am and didn’t leave until 7 pm. Five buses took us to O.R. Tambo airport. We didn’t board until 4 am and took off at 5. Because my visa had technically lapsed while I was waiting for Home Affairs to process my permit, my exit was recorded as an overstay, which resulted in a five-year ban. I can’t legally return to South Africa until 2031.

By the time the plane actually left the ground, I was feeling a lot of emotions, from fear to disappointment and, at some point, anger. I had been feeling this way since January, when I first accepted my fate, but there was relief mixed in, too: I was finally going somewhere I wouldn’t be treated as less just for being Nigerian.

We landed in the cargo area of the airport in Lagos, and it was so hot, it hit me like a wall. 

What I wasn’t ready for was how well-organised the reception was. MTN was waiting with SIM cards, 100 gigabytes of data, and 鈧50,000 in airtime for every returnee, so we could reach our families immediately.

Within two hours of landing, they’d registered us for our National Identification Numbers (NIN). There’s something almost funny about that: I spent years failing to get legal recognition in South Africa, and I got documented as a Nigerian citizen within two hours of touching down.

My dad picked me up, and so far I’ve been living at my uncle’s place in Lagos. The culture shock is real; Nigerians are loud in a way that has nothing to do with anger. I’m naturally soft-spoken, and people keep telling me to “talk properly,” when really I’m just not used to how loud normal conversation is here. I can follow Pidgin but can’t speak it, and I never learned Yoruba 鈥 I asked my dad to teach me when I was 15, and he brushed it off, saying I’d pick it up in church.

Strangely, my body feels more at home here than it ever did in Johannesburg. I used to get sick constantly in South Africa. Here, despite the heat, something about it feels right, like my body already knows the place.

I haven’t seen a naira of the stipend I’ve been promised yet 鈥 I still need to open a bank account and link my number to my NIN before that can happen. My stepmom and little sister, who are both South African, are still there. I don’t know when I’ll see them again. Maybe December, if the money works out. Maybe not.

I’ve already secured my transcript from Wits, so I have what I need to transfer. The University of Ilorin is one of the few public universities that accept international transfers, and that鈥檚 my target. 

I’m going to finish my chemical engineering degree, then do a master’s in power engineering and petroleum, because I want to work on electricity generation and infrastructure on this continent.

What breaks my heart most isn’t the xenophobia on its own 鈥 it’s that it’s Africans doing this to other Africans. I don’t think that’s really xenophobia so much as Afrophobia. We’re sitting on the continent with the most untapped potential on earth, and instead of building it together, we’re chasing each other out.

I want to work for the African Union one day, on a policy that stops this exact thing from happening to the next person. South Africa raised me and then closed the door. I’m going to build what’s next right here, in the country that’s actually mine.


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Nigerian Leaders Get Away With Failure Because We Laugh It Off /general/nigerian-leaders-get-away-with-failure-because-we-laugh-it-off/ Wed, 08 Jul 2026 11:41:36 +0000 /?p=380160 What’s going on?

On Friday, June 26, First Lady Oluremi Tinubu that Nigerians struggling with the cost of living should consider frying akara or roasting corn, as the Federal Government would offer grants to help them get started. Within hours, the tone-deaf comment had become the internet’s newest meme.

On July 2, President Tinubu at a press dinner, playfully introducing his wife as “Iya Alakara,鈥 meaning Akara seller. Following the joke, the Presidency’s media team leaned into the new nickname and posted an AI-generated of the First Lady as a roadside akara seller.

And just like that, Akara became the main character. The conversation shifted from “How is selling akara the solution?” to “Who’s posting the funniest skit?” This happens every single time our leaders fumble; we laugh instead of demanding answers.

We’ve been here before

Nigeria has no shortage of serious political moments that somehow end up as memes.  

In 2018, a Joint Admissions Matriculation Board (JAMB) clerk in Makurdi claimed a snake swallowed 鈧36 million belonging to the board, money later to staff misappropriation. 

The story quickly became one of Nigeria’s most enduring political jokes, with content creators making skits and using “the snake swallowed it” as a response when asked about something they don’t have an answer to.聽

In 2020, the Niger Delta Development Commission (NDDC) then-acting managing director, Kemebradikumo Pondei, mid-hearing while being questioned about 鈧40 billion in missing commission funds, attributing it to an “unexplained health challenge.”

Content creators made skits and jokes about the situation, prompting multiple people to reenact the incident and causing it to go viral.聽

Here If snakes swallowing cash was the height of it, you鈥檙e in for a shocker. In 2022, officials at the Nigeria Social Insurance Trust Fund (NSITF) a Senate panel that termites had chewed through the receipts showing how the 鈧17 billion was spent.

It’s the same routine. A crazy political moment occurs, the internet gets to work, and everyone’s in on the joke; before long, the memes have outlived the conversation that started it. 


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We no longer live in a country where the government merely fumbles; we live in one where the government manufactures memes to cover up its fumbling. 

When the Presidency’s media team posted an AI-generated image mocking its own First Lady’s tone-deaf remarks, it wasn’t a harmless attempt to match the public’s humour. It was a calculated political deflection.

That’s where things get tricky. Once government failure becomes content, it’s much easier for the people behind it to join the joke than answer for it. By adopting the “Iya Alakara” nickname, the government effectively hijacked the narrative, shifting a legitimate crisis of empathy into a marketing campaign.

This means the next time a minister says something tone-deaf about your salary or your electricity bill, the expected response isn’t outrage, it’s a skit, and skits don’t get anyone fired.

What鈥檚 funny?

While Nigerians are busy making skits and memes out of failure and corruption, the country keeps dying. Transparency International’s latest Corruption Perceptions has rated Nigeria 26 out of 100 for the second year running, while the country slipped from 140th to 142nd globally.

This rating will only worsen if we allow politicians to get away with corruption. Our poverty rate will continue to skyrocket if we laugh away ridiculous solutions rather than demand accountability,  and politicians will generate memes to mock our poverty because we鈥檝e made them think it鈥檚 ok.

Because of our tendency to joke about everything, politicians know now they can get away with looting billions when they come to court in stretchers, when they pretend to faint, or make up ridiculous excuses to evade scrutiny.

They do it because they know we鈥檇 only be outraged for two days before we turn it into memes.

And so, it鈥檚 up to us to decide: do we want a political class so afraid of the populace they鈥檇 think twice about their actions and utterances, or one that fears nothing because they know they鈥檒l be laughed at rather than challenged.


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The 2026 NIMC Act Isn鈥檛 the Security Cure the Government Claims It Is /citizen/2026-nimc-act-wont-cure-insecurity/ Mon, 06 Jul 2026 15:52:48 +0000 /?p=380026 On Friday, June 26, 2026, President Tinubu the new National Identity Management Commission (NIMC) Act 2026 into law. Members of the administration immediately started celebrating the new law like it鈥檚 the ultimate solution to all of Nigeria鈥檚 insecurity worries. The Minister of Interior, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, even called it the 鈥.鈥

Here is why they are wrong. 

New law, who dis?

First, what does the 2026 NIMC Act actually do? At its core, the law wants to completely revamp how identity works in Nigeria. Think of it as the government trying to build one master digital foundation for the entire country. Here is what the new law brings to the table:

One ID to rule them all

The biggest goal of the Act is to . No more confusing fragmentation between your National Identification Number (NIN), Bank Verification Number (BVN), driver’s licence, and international passport. Everything will .

Laying down roots

The Act makes the NIMC the 鈥溾 for Nigeria鈥檚 National Public Key Infrastructure (PKI) and Digital Public Infrastructure (DPI).

Basically, NIMC is now the ultimate boss of identity verification. Every bank, telecom company, and government agency .

You will do jail o!

The law heavy fines (up to 鈧20 million) and a minimum of five years’ imprisonment for crimes such as identity theft, data breaches, or unauthorised access to the database.

Promises, promises, promises

Here is the thing: Nigeria鈥檚 identity framework was . That was 19 years ago, meaning we were definitely due for an upgrade.

As the Director-General of NIMC, Abisoye Coker-Odusote, , 鈥淣igeria鈥檚 identity management system remained unchanged, while the digital landscape evolved rapidly.鈥 The new NIMC Act looks to close that gap.

But the government is definitely overselling the new framework when it comes to national security.

The Minister of Interior, Olubunmi Tunji-Ojo, the new integrated identity database is already so powerful that it was used just days earlier to arrest seven Boko Haram and ISWAP commanders as they returned to the country from the Holy Pilgrimage.

Senate President Godswill Akpabio added that the arrests were proof that even before the official assent of the law, the system was already working.

The government wants us to believe that the only thing stopping them from ending terrorism before now was a disconnected computer database. But the reality on the ground tells a completely different story.

To get a better sense of why previous identification frameworks failed to address national security鈥攁nd why this new one won鈥檛 either鈥攚e spoke to Kehinde Giwa, a security analyst at .

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Call me maybe

Nigerians have been scratching their heads for years now as terrorists continue to negotiate ransom payments over the phone and post videos on social media using mobile devices. Meanwhile, the government has had security-minded identification frameworks in place, like the NIN-SIM linkage system.

If every SIM card is linked to an individual, why hasn鈥檛 the government already tracked and arrested these criminals before now?

Kehinde Giwa identified three reasons.

Fake data & proxies

Many kidnappers use SIMs registered with stolen NINs, dead people鈥檚 NINs, or pay agents to register for them. Once the SIM is active, tracking stops there.

Poor data sharing between agencies

NIMC, telecommunications companies, and security agencies don鈥檛 talk to each other in real time. By the time a number is traced, the line is switched off or swapped.

Weak enforcement

Even when numbers are traced, arrest, prosecution, and conviction rates are low. So criminals keep using phones because the risk is small.

Does the government know me?

Giwa says the government has it all wrong if they think better identification is the problem.

He explained that the insecurity crisis is mainly a failure of intelligence and enforcement, and that countries with even weaker identification systems still arrest kidnappers when the police, intelligence services, and telecom companies work together quickly.

He said that in Nigeria, we often have the number, location data, and suspects鈥 names, but cases stall due to poor investigations, information leaks within security agencies, slow bureaucratic processes for getting warrants, corruption, and a massive lack of trust between different security branches. He described the new identification framework as 鈥渢reating a gun problem with more paperwork.鈥

This is not a new complaint. Back in 2024, Isa Pantami, who served as Communications Minister in the Muhammadu Buhari administration, that despite all his efforts setting up the NIN-SIM linkage system, law enforcement agencies were not using it.

also revealed that the tracking software used by the police had lapsed its subscription due to funding failures. As a result, the police were entirely dependent on getting tracking information from the DSS, and the resulting bureaucratic delays were more than enough to allow terrorists to keep escaping.

The horrors persist

Giwa explained that identification systems are best for post-incident tracing but won鈥檛 actively stop insecurity if the government does not fund intelligence units, secure our forests and highways, and prosecute cases quickly.

According to him, all better identification will do on its own is 鈥済ive us better records of crimes we still can鈥檛 stop.鈥

The oversellers

Other security experts have also on the federal government鈥檚 narrative of arresting Boko Haram commanders returning from Hajj.

The group is heavily documented to consider the Saudi government illegitimate and pilgrimage there as sinful according to their own doctrine. Because of this, it seems highly unlikely that seven top commanders would make such a trip.

Whether or not the arrested individuals the database identified as terrorists are actually guilty remains to be seen, but there certainly appear to be massive gaps in the logic of the system.

The main thing is that Nigeria鈥檚 identity framework was long due for an update. It is great that citizens can finally have a single identification number for convenience, if nothing else. But the government’s claim that this framework will solve insecurity is overselling a tool and misleading the public.

A little more honesty would be appreciated. Most importantly, the government needs to do the actual physical work required to fix insecurity, like funding security forces.

After all, what use is it to know the names of all the terrorists in Nigeria if you never actually catch them? 


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