You probably opened this article, ready to throw hands. But wait, and let鈥檚 reason together. Do you like puff-puff because you think it鈥檚 the best thing in Buhari鈥檚 Nigeria or because of peer pressure?
Keep your offence and open your mind so I can show you why puff-puff isn鈥檛 that great.
It鈥檚 bland
Unless you pour in a truckload of sugar when making puff-puff to convince yourself that you aren鈥檛 just chewing fried flour, it just feels like a sad waste of time. How unimaginative can a snack get?
It gets soggy in two minutes
Puff-puff likes shakara because how can they bring you down from the pan now now, and you decide to become soggy just because someone didn鈥檛 eat you fast enough?
It鈥檚 too easy to destroy
If it鈥檚 not Yoruba people adding pepper to it, it鈥檚 another person deciding to throw in big-ass onions inside. Puff puff is already bad, you now made it worse.
It鈥檚 useless in small chops
Please, why are there one million of them in one pack of small chops? Just tell me it鈥檚 puff-puff I鈥檓 buying.
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Lovers of puff-puff are violent
Puff-puff lovers and semo lovers must be in the same WhatsApp group. Do you have to violently attack anyone that gives a different opinion and try to force them to love it just because you do?
That鈥檚 just peer pressure, and for those of us who think puff-puff is meh, we refuse to be bullied. Periodt.
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