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  • What Your Favourite Soup Says About Your Sex Life

    Whether ashawo dey your eye or you’re into vanilla sex, your favourite soup will reveal it.

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    Everyone knows you’re what you eat. This is why we can tell the state of your sex life from your soup preference.

    Egusi 

    Egusi goes with everything, and so do you. As king of the streets, your goal is a fun time, not a long time. Because of how funny and social you are, people are easily attracted to you. You鈥檙e also a big ashawo, who gets bored very quickly. That鈥檚 why you always end up in love triangles and situationships. 

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    Ogbono soup 

    Depending on the partner you鈥檙e with, you could be a sweet angel or a devil in the sheets. You鈥檙e a very passionate lover because you always listen to your partner鈥檚 needs and look up ways to spice up your sex life. 

    Pepper soup 

    Come on, do we even have to say it? You like whips, chains, plugs, whatever it is. You鈥檙e always down to try new things 鈥 the wilder, the better. And even though you try to deny it, you鈥檙e only in that toxic relationship because the sex bangs.聽


    Efo riro

    You like to stand out. You鈥檙e super sexy and an easy 10/10. And because you鈥檙e so attractive, you鈥檙e often sexualised, which is super stressful cause now you can鈥檛 even tell who鈥檚 genuine and who just wants knacks. 

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    Oha 

    The problem is not that you don鈥檛 have game; you just don鈥檛 have the time or energy to chase anybody. So you have a few 鈥渇riends鈥 somewhere whom you call whenever you鈥檙e feeling horny. 

    Okro

    One minute you鈥檙e the bestie; next minute, you鈥檙e lying naked together in bed. You鈥檝e been a sneaky link too many times to count. We just worry that your main partner may drag you on the internet soon. 

    Ewedu 

    We鈥檙e not saying you鈥檙e boring in bed; you just barely have any personality. You refuse to explore new or exciting stuff, have one partner and only enjoy vanilla sex. Okay, maybe, you鈥檙e a little boring, but at least you鈥檙e not bitterleaf soup.

    Bitterleaf soup

    Sex where? You鈥檙e on your own, no partner, no sex, no nothing. On cold nights, you turn to your Twitter because that鈥檚 all the action you can get. 


    Since you鈥檙e already here, you should take this quiz and we’ll give you a nickname in bed

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