If you grew up in Nigeria, you鈥檝e probably had to kill a chicken at some point in your life. I鈥檝e done it too. It wasn鈥檛 fun. However, your reaction to killing a chicken for the first time says a lot more about you than you think.
See for yourself.
1. If you were excited, we鈥檙e terrified of you.
No, for real. Who hears that it鈥檚 time to commit murder and goes, 鈥淟et鈥檚 fucking goooooooooooo!?鈥 Serial killers, that鈥檚 who. People who didn鈥檛 hesitate the first time they heard it was time to kill chickens are the real problems with society. Yes, we know they鈥檙e chickens and they鈥檇 die anyway, but at least show some sympathy.
2. If you chickened out, you鈥檙e a dead guy.
Is it not ordinary blood? Blood and screams of horror from a flightless bird. That鈥檚 what you cannot handle? The people that are killing birds and cows and goats for a living, do they have three necks? Please my friend, collect that knife.
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3. If you were easily convinced, you鈥檙e easily peer pressured.
So because someone convinced you to kill a harmless bird, you too you now went did it just like that? If that person told you to put your hand inside fire, would you do it?
4. If you had to be convinced a lot, you鈥檙e selfish.
So, your friend or family member is asking you to assist them with a task and all you can think about is your own future trauma? As if you鈥檒l not follow and eat the chicken. Hmmm. Sounds like selfishness to me.
5. If you became a vegetarian afterwards, you鈥檙e a hypocrite.
Vegetarian that鈥檚 buying insecticide to kill mosquitoes? Vegetarian that鈥檒l kill a snake if it attacks them? #AnimalLivesMatterEvenIfThey鈥檙eTryingToKillYou
