Leadership is hard. Being the president of a multi-ethnic and multi-religious country of over 200 million people like Nigeria must be even harder. So, maybe we have some sympathy for whoever dares to occupy that seat.
But there are certain actions that presidents take that make us scratch our heads, wondering if they’re being serious or messing with us like it’s April Fool’s Day.
President Buhari is no stranger to making some of these baffling decisions and leaving Nigerians caught in a confused state of crying and laughing.
For April Fool’s Day, we compiled some of President Bubu’s decisions that should have stayed in the drafts.
Twitter ban
All Twitter did was that Lord Commander Buhari tweeted on his account, and he went into 48 Laws of Power mode in June 2021.
Law 15: Crush Your Enemy Totally
Buhari in January 2022 but has refused to tweet on . All that aggression for what?
Cutting down trees to fight dollars
One of Buhari’s most defining battles as president in the past seven years has been to defend the dignity of the naira against the dollar. He鈥檚 not doing a great job because when he assumed office in May 2015, but $1 is now 鈧416 in 2022. However, his failure to arrest the decline of the naira doesn鈥檛 mean he hasn鈥檛 put up a spirited fight because to make the naira valuable.
What did these trees in Abuja do to harm the naira? Well, they provided shed who were selling dollars at black market rates considered to be harmful to the value of the naira.
Closure of land borders
Supreme Leader Bubu woke up one morning in August 2019 and ordered that Nigeria’s land borders be shut down, . The man took “There’s rice at home” too literally and with neighbouring countries because he wanted to into Nigeria.
Immediately the borders were shut, the inflation rate for the next 19 months. Buhari approved the reopening of the land borders in December 2020 and has said that , but that . There鈥檚 a set-up for a good joke here, but we鈥檙e not great at the comedy thing like the president.
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Amnesty for Boko Haram terrorists
There’s a Nigerian tailor making a killing every time Boko Haram members graduate as “repentant” terrorists
Boko Haram terrorists are directly responsible for the death of around 35,000 people and the displacement of more than two million people since 2009. A 2021 report by the United Nations Development Programme (UNDP) noted that the terrorists’ activities have indirectly .
Yet, Buhari in his wisdom started a rehabilitation programme called for terrorists to surrender in exchange for amnesty. More than 1,000 former “repentant” terrorists have graduated from this programme and have been reintegrated back into society, and .
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Despite the international support that the rehabilitation programme has, local support has been impossible to get. The still terrorised communities that have to embrace these supposedly-repentant terrorists have especially . Some of these communities have asked Buhari to host the 鈥渞epentant鈥 terrorists . That鈥檚 not an unreasonable demand.
Souvenir killjoy
“Buhari bans souvenirs at government events” is not a headline that made the rounds enough, but that’s something the president . Buhari banned Federal Ministries, Departments and Agencies (MDAs) from buying and distributing bags, t-shirts and other souvenirs at events such as conferences and seminars. He did this to cut down on government spending.
Seeing as Nigerians love to party, we assume the MDAs received Buhari鈥檚 memo, laughed it off as an April Fool鈥檚 Day joke and ordered more rechargeable mini hand fans to distribute at the next government owambe.
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