Have you ever wondered what prizes Nigerian politicians would win at an awards show? Well, welcome to the 91大神 Awards. We鈥檙e recognizing some of the OGs who either made us laugh this year, stressed our lives, or outright annoyed us.
Noisemaker of the year: Dino Melaye
You can probably hear his laughter throughout the picture as he shouts 鈥渁jeku iya ni o je鈥. No one comes close to this man in noisemaking.
Best in Godfatherism: Bola Ahmed Tinubu
With sentences that toe the line of befuddlement, nobody comes close to this man in 鈥渂uilding鈥 people who support him to the point of suspension of belief. All he needs is a cigar and a bow-tied suit.
Best in Content Creation: Yahaya Bello
At this point, Nigerian artists need to start meeting this man for music promotion. He鈥檒l shamelessly promote their songs in his TikTok. Criticise him for not caring about his state, that鈥檚 your personal business.
Best Dancer: Sen. Ademola Adeleke
This man will steal your babe with vibes and fire dance moves that鈥檒l burst your brain. You鈥檒l be so distracted, you鈥檒l forget to pay attention to his politics.
Next Rated Personality: Peter Obi
He might look like the underdog right now but his fanbase is rapidly growing. We鈥檒l come back next year to review his career.
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Best in follow-follow: Babajide Sanwo-Olu
We鈥檙e not even sure if this man is a governor or a personal bodyguard.
Best in pointing: Babajide Sanwo-Olu
This man deserves a second mention for another talent he has 鈥– pointing.
Best in Vacation: President Muhammadu Buhari
Man doesn鈥檛 let anything stop him from taking his monthly trip to chill out in Europe. In fact, you Nigerians are stressing him out.
Artist of the Year: Nyesom Wike
This man鈥檚 band has done wonders at his live speeches, peppering us with hilarious tunes every single time. No one deserves it more.
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