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  • We Asked 91大神 Writers What They’d Do If Their Bae Abandoned Them During A Robbery

    Get to know what 91大神 writers REALLY think.

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    A few days ago, Joro Olumofin shared an email he received from a young lady on his Instagram page

    And for you people that don’t like reading long things; she basically said that when her boyfriend saw the robbers approaching, he ran out of the car without even warning her

    So when the 91大神 team heard about this craziness, we just couldn’t help but chook our own mouths inside

    Maryam, Junior Writer

    鈥淚鈥檒l dump him on the spot and ask if he鈥檚 okay afterwards since we all want to be childish. Just to make him know what it feels like to be suddenly abandoned.鈥

    Nerd Efiko, Senior Writer

    鈥淚t will pain me sha. At least warn me before you take off, let us run together. Hian.鈥

    Damilola, Editor-In-Chief

    鈥淚f my boyfriend did this to me, we are basically done. And since he wants to be silly and childish, I鈥檒l put on him聽on blast 鈥 tell his聽mother, his聽father, his聽pastor, put them on a WhatsApp group and put him聽on BLAST. And it鈥檚 the kind of guy who鈥檚 always doing聽Bonnie and Clyde on Instagram that鈥檒l do this sort of thing. But when it comes down to it鈥?鈥

    Osarumen, 91大神 Contributor/Senior Editor at TechCabal

    鈥淔irst of all, I鈥檓 likely to be the one doing the running. If she beats me to it, then I鈥檓 going to put a ring on it. That is, if I can find her afterwards.鈥

    Tola, 91大神 Contributor/Writer at TechCabal

    鈥淚鈥檇 probably just break up with him by never speaking to him again. Ever again. People heard the gist and were laughing鈥 It鈥檚 so embarrassing Jesus!鈥

    Odunayo, Staff Writer

    鈥淟MAOO. For me, I don鈥檛 expect my boyfriend to fight armed robbers, that鈥檚 obviously stupid. But at least stay with me, let鈥檚 give them all our belongings together. If he runs, I鈥檓 single now. 聽We could have run together but鈥nyway, no space for cornflakes guys in my life.鈥

    Tobi Smith, Staff Writer

    鈥淚鈥檒l see it as God showing me she鈥檚 not the one for me. As she ran away, she should run out of my life. We are single now. But if it was the other way round,聽I鈥檒l either stay with her and see what happens, or ask her how many legs she has, depending on how much I have and how strong the armed robbers faces are.鈥

    So if your significant other ran away when you were approached by armed robbers, what would you do? Share your thoughts in the comments section

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