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  • 10 Signs You Have That HERtitude

    You鈥檝e bought your HERtitude ticket

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    Hot babes, here鈥檚 the 411. The sun might be hot AF right now, but you鈥檒l forever be hotter. As the hot babe you are, it鈥檚 of the utmost importance that you not only attend HERtitude but also have that HERtitude.

    We know you already have it, but here鈥檚 how you can identify that HERtitude in yourself and other hot babes.

    You鈥檙e a hot babe

    In the book of Hotties 20:4, it was written, 鈥淎ll hot babes have that HERtitude鈥. We would say we don鈥檛 make the rules, but we actually do.

    You love yourself 

    For you to walk, talk and act like the hot babe you are, you have to first love yourself. We鈥檒l admit, it might be a bit difficult on some days, but as long as you try then you definitely have that HERtitude.

    You love the girlies

    To have that HERtitude, you need to show genuine love and care to your fellow hot babes. Technically, you need to show love and care to everyone, but we鈥檒l allow a little bias.

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    You support women鈥檚 rights and wrongs

    Sometimes, women move madder than PHCN and their new 300% tariff increase, but that doesn鈥檛 matter. If a man can fly from a thousand galaxies to support the rights and wrongs of another man whose first name he doesn鈥檛 even know, you can do the same.

    Disclaimer: If the wrong is a crime, all bets are off, and you have the right to call her out on her bullshit. If it鈥檚 something like a little cheating, then please feel free to support your girl.

    You understand that the sun might be hot, but you鈥檙e hotter

    Regardless of the weather, you鈥檙e a hot babe. Even if the sun decides to take a break and let the cool breeze do its thing, nothing can quench your fire.

    You鈥檒l be at HERtitude 鈥24

    Here鈥檚 a little hot babe hack for you: If you feel like you aren鈥檛 hot enough or you don鈥檛 have that HERtitude, look into a mirror, shout I鈥檓 a hot babe three times, pick up your phone and buy your HERtitude ticket. If you don鈥檛 feel like a hot babe after April 20, lock us up and throw away the keys.

    You have more than two girlfriends 

    To truly be a hot babe and have that HERtitude, you must surround yourself with hot babes. We make the rules. We know what we鈥檙e talking about.

    You leave situations that no longer serve you

    As a hot babe, it鈥檚 important to avoid see-finish or anything that might even look like it. 

    You always have fun

    It doesn鈥檛 matter if you鈥檙e in the middle of Third Mainland Bridge in standstill traffic. You always try to have the time of your life.

    You make space for other hot babes

    Whether it’s on the bus, at the supermarket, or at work, as a hot babe, your job is to make sure you help other hot babes get seen same as you.

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