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  • How to Keep Being a Bad Gyal in Bubu鈥檚 Nigeria

    Go forth and keep being the bad girl you are.

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    Bubu and his babes stay doing the absolute most, dragging us and our mental health through the trenches. 

    Here are 7 ways to rise above it all and keep the vibes immaculate on those extra bad days. 

    Gaslight yourself

    Look yourself in the mirror and chant, 鈥淚鈥檓 a bad bitch鈥 10 times. Hit your hand on your chest, make a war cry, and carry on with your day.

    Make poor financial decisions

    Go into the world and spend all the money in your savings. When the money finishes, spend another person鈥檚 own, doesn鈥檛 matter whose. Just spend like you鈥檙e a member of the national assembly.

    Sit with your feelings for a total of five seconds

    After going bankrupt outside, return to your house and sit in silence for five seconds. Don鈥檛 even think about what鈥檚 happening. Just count down in your head.

    Listen to sad girl music

    You might want to expel some negative emotion via your tear ducts or sweat glands. So listen to some sad girl music, lay in bed and weep, or quickly dash to the nearest filling station and back. You might not feel better, but you might find fuel.

    Play dress up

    You鈥檝e already spent all your money on a new wardrobe, might as well treat yourself and try everything on.

    Paint your face

    Whether it鈥檚 with permanent marker, poster colour or actual makeup, sha paint your face and become the clown Nigeria thinks you are.

    Go back to bed

    If nothing works, just go back to bed. You can鈥檛 be sad in your dreams, can you?

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    Coming next week (January 31st, 2023)

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