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  • It鈥檚 an Honour for Women to Steal Your Clothes. Here鈥檚 Why

    Before you complain again about a babe stealing your shirts and hoodies, have you considered it could be her way of saying you have great style?

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    Women go through a lot in this life. When we鈥檙e not being subbed for being unable to decide what to eat, we鈥檙e getting called out for simply 鈥渂orrowing鈥 the clothes of our partners and friends. Why this?

    See, people need to understand that the best thing that could happen to you is for a woman to claim ownership of your clothes. I鈥檒l explain.

    It鈥檚 the greatest compliment

    A woman actually put clothes you bought on her body? She definitely thinks you鈥檙e stylish and have great taste. What greater compliment could there be?

    She鈥檚 being considerate of your pocket

    She knows inflation isn鈥檛 smiling, so she鈥檚 saving you from buying her clothes as gifts. She鈥檚 recycling and doing her part in saving the earth. Get you a considerate queen.

    And preventing wastage

    Tell the truth, is it all the clothes in your wardrobe you wear at once? There are shirts you probably haven鈥檛 worn in three months. Why should they waste away when your babe can put them to good use? Again, get you a considerate queen.

    You鈥檒l always be on her mind

    Anytime she wears your clothes, she鈥檒l remember you. Do you know what it means for a woman to have you on her mind? Same brain space she’s using to store birthdays, fights from 1997 and period dates? Better appreciate it.

    She trusts your judgement

    Any woman that wears your clothes trusts you. I mean, you could鈥檝e easily stolen the cloth from a person鈥檚 grave or from a vengeful ex who has vowed to disgrace you anywhere they see you wearing it. 

    It鈥檚 her way of showcasing you to the world

    Think of it as her way of telling people who she’s with without showing your face, AKA soft launching. It鈥檚 possible people have seen you in that outfit, so when your babe wears it, they can tell that both the outfit and the person wearing it are all yours.

    At least you know it鈥檚 in good hands

    Because no one will show more care for a piece of clothing than a woman. Honestly, all your clothes are better off with her.

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