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  • Ladies, It鈥檚 Time to Enter Your Delusional Girl Era

    A little delusion never hurt anybody. Plus, it makes life a little easier to deal with.

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    Being a delusional girl is choosing to ignore facts and remain in a reality you choose. When you enter your delusional era, you believe your wildest dreams are not only possible but normal. You should try it today, and here鈥檚 why.

    Men do it, so why not?

    Men are constantly told they have 鈥渁udacity鈥, and that鈥檚 what allows them to apply for jobs they鈥檙e not qualified for and demand attention from women they don鈥檛 know. Why can鈥檛 we do the same? 

    Reality is hard

    You鈥檙e a woman living on Earth, so odds are stacked against you. If you鈥檙e now poor or queer, it鈥檚 finished. Why then do you want to be stuck in this reality that contantly tries to frustrate you? Be delusional; escape into the part in your head where everything works for your good.

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    It鈥檚 fun 

    Sometimes, alter your reality for shits and giggles. If you say you鈥檙e a princess, who鈥檚 going to check you? 

    What has being realistic done for you? 

    In all the years you鈥檝e been realistic, what have you achieved? What has the realism actually done? Try a new approach to life and watch everything change. 

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    Heal your inner child

    When you were younger, you had a wider imagination and actually believed in the impossible. Entering your delusional girl era connects you to that part of yourself. It鈥檒l heal your inner child. 

    Extra motivation

    If you鈥檙e convinced the universe exists simply to cater to your every need, and that everything works together for you, you鈥檇 be gingered to do the impossible. Why? Because the universe won鈥檛 let you down. 

    Improve your mental health 

    If you鈥檙e too busy altering your own reality, what time will you have to be depressed and anxious? The answer is none. 

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