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  • We鈥檙e Tired of Hearing These Myths About Women-Only Parties and Party-Loving Girlies

    It鈥檚 enough.

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    In a perfect world, everyone (read as 鈥渕en鈥) minds the business that pays them and, most importantly, stays out of women鈥檚 business. 

    But we鈥檙e not in a perfect world, and that鈥檚 why 鈥 in big 2024 鈥 we still have to debunk misconceptions about girls who love to party and attend women-only parties.

    Women-only parties = Queer orgies

    Someone woke up and decided that women-only parties are just an excuse for the queer community to meet and organise elaborate genital meet-and-greets, and incels decided to run with it. Someone needs to get everyone who believes this a role in Nollywood because the imagination choke. Sorry that women having fun by themselves is such a foreign concept to some of you.

    It鈥檚 all double standards

    Once men hear something like HERtitude is dedicated to women alone, they start crying about discrimination and asking, 鈥淲hy can鈥檛 you do the same for only men?鈥 My brothers in the Lord, is there anything stopping you from doing your own?

    They don鈥檛 really like each other

    People will really see babes do as much as follow each other to the toilet at parties and believe they鈥檙e just scheming about how to collect each other鈥檚 boyfriends. Again, I鈥檓 so sorry that female friendships feel like a myth to some of you. Women actually enjoy each other鈥檚 company.

    They just want to misbehave

    Some people still think women only come together to get wasted and engage in catfights. No, we come to have fun and be comfortable in our own skin without apology. If we shout occasionally to show our excitement, so be it.

    Someone has to be bankrolling her

    How else are women expected to find the money to have a good time? It鈥檚 not like they can have jobs or excel at business.

    They鈥檙e actually doing hook-up

    In summary, any girl who loves going to parties is using style to find a 鈥渃lient鈥. Make it make sense.

    HERtitude can鈥檛 be fun without men

    All the pictures and videos showing babes having the time of their lives were all a giant plot to hide the emptiness we felt because the other gender wasn鈥檛 there to ogle us.

    Well, HERtitude is back, and we鈥檒l gather all the hot babes to do it all over again and have the most amazing time while at it. Have you yet? You should do so right now.


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