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  • What Your Favourite Sanitary Product Says About You

    People that use menstrual cups are in the same category as people who use Apple watches. You all act like you have the cheat codes for life, and we鈥檇 like for you to share with us.

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    The kinds of sanitary products you use during your period has a lot to say about the kind of person you are. It鈥檚 a scientific fact.

    1) Pads

    You鈥檙e someone who doesn鈥檛 really like deviating from the norm. Pads were the first thing you were introduced to, and they seem less hassle free and complicated than the rest. Trying new things is not your forte, but loyalty to your day ones is. You might also be an Arsenal fan.

    2) Tampons

    You like action and a little bit of adventure. You feel like life will be boring if you let something like a period limit the kind of things you can do. You鈥檙e also willing to put in the work for the kind of life you want, and we respect that. It might get a bit uncomfortable at times, but for you, the reward is greater. You鈥檙e full of action and doings.

    3) Menstrual cups

    You鈥檙e in the same category as people who use Apple watches. All of you act like you have the cheat codes for life, and we鈥檇 like for you to share with us. You鈥檙e not above leaving situations that don鈥檛 work for you and that鈥檚 Queen energy.

    4) Period panties

    You are scary, but you shouldn鈥檛 be. People tend to mistake you for a bitch, but you鈥檙e one of the sweetest souls to ever exist. They just have to break through the barrier of miscommunication. The people that are worth it will find you, and love you just as you are.

    5) No product

    You鈥檙e a very free spirit and the kind of person to befriend a stranger at the bar and become their child鈥檚 godparent. Everyone loves you, and it鈥檚 because you鈥檙e very accommodating and non-judgemental. Everyone in your friend group knows that when you鈥檙e around, it鈥檚 going to be a great time.

    6) Menstrual disc

    You think you鈥檙e better than everyone. A lot of people might call you a snob, and they鈥檙e not entirely wrong. It鈥檚 not your fault, it鈥檚 how you鈥檙e made.

    7) Mixing products

    If you use more than one product for the duration of your period, then you are not someone that could be trusted with making choices. You鈥檙e very indecisive and it can be a very endearing trait. People love you for your impulse, but sometimes it鈥檚 the reason they hate you.

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