With each passing day in lockdown, we are realising just how important little things like a hair cut or a hug can be. That’s why this meme of Bob-Manuel praying is all of us asking God to give us anything we can manage during these stressful times.
1. “God, even if it鈥檚 just a peck on the cheek, I鈥檒l manage.”
I just need some kind of physical contact, abeg.
2. “God, even if it鈥檚 just the sound of my barber’s clipper, I鈥檒l manage.”
Even if he will shift in my hairline, I will take it.
3. “God, even if I have to sit in traffic for 5 hours, I鈥檒l manage.”
Stagnant traffic would be better than this prison.
4. “God, even if the club is dead, I鈥檒l manage.”
I don’t even need alcohol. I will still turn up.
5. “God, even if it鈥檚 a Vic O concert, I鈥檒l manage.”
I will sing “After Party” with all my energy.
6. “God, even if it鈥檚 just N3k someone will dash me, I鈥檒l manage.”
Please, no amount is too small.
7. “God, even if it鈥檚 my yeye ex, I鈥檒l manage.”
I’m ready to forgive you.
8. “God, even if it鈥檚 just a football training session, I鈥檒l watch.”
I just want to see someone kick a ball.
9. “God, even if the sun will roast me, I鈥檒l manage.”
Fuck my skin. I just miss outside.
10. “God, even if they鈥檒l take hours to reply my text, I鈥檒l manage.”
I’ll take whatever scum I can get.
11. “God, even if it’s just the tip, I’ll manage.”
I can’t take it anymore.
