2022 has been something between a horror movie and a comedy. We haven鈥檛 seen anything like it before. But just in case you鈥檝e forgotten, here are some of the unreal things that happened this year.
ASUU went on strike, again
Everybody, including the government and their minions, thought they were kidding since they just ended a strike in December 2020. But ASUU said, 鈥淗old my beer鈥.
Narrator: And so they kept holding for ten solid months.
The government banned ponmo
We know it has next to no nutrients, but did they really have to do this? Ponmo has been there for us in this economy. It hasn鈥檛 commited any offense.
Ooni of Ife took many wives
The Ooni read the biblical story of King Solomon for the first time and said, 鈥淚s this your king?鈥 He then married six wives in two months. We stan a true family man.
They applied Snapchat filters to our beloved naira notes
When this year started, did you ever think you鈥檇 see Ahmadu Bello鈥檚 face behind a vignette filter? Well, there鈥檚 nothing the CBN cannot do.
Somebody鈥檚 daddy went naked to pray for City Boy
Upon all the shege we were shown this year, we didn鈥檛 think we鈥檒l close out seeing someone鈥檚 daddy strip naked to pray for Tinubu, the city boy, traumatising us and the marine spirits in the process.
The dollar hit 鈧800
Even after our friendly interview with the dollar, it went on a rampage and showed us it鈥檚 actually too sexy for Nigerians to afford. The betrayal!
Asake charged us 鈧70k for a concert
We definitely want to meet Asake鈥檚 dealer in 2023 because this thing is getting out of hand. Ololade Mr Money decided to take his name too seriously, and yes, we鈥檒l still pay, but that鈥檚 not the point. The audacity is loud.
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