Family events are a lot. For starters, these things are very chaotic and more stressful than they ought to be. If you want to have the best experience you can have, you might want to avoid these sets of people.
1. The elderly uncle that insults you because you didn鈥檛 greet them properly
“Is that how you greet your parents?”
2. The 鈥淲hen will you marry鈥 gang
What else is new?
3. And the 鈥淵ou鈥檝e added weight oh鈥
Okay, next?
4. The younger distant cousin that thinks you鈥檙e now mates because you finished university together
Respect your elders, abeg.
5. Or your IJGB cousin whose mission is to kill you with questions
Ask your parents. Don’t kill me.
6. Your father鈥檚 close friend that thinks you鈥檙e wasting your time because you haven鈥檛 gone back to school
But what’s your own?
7. Your younger cousins who think you鈥檙e the entire family鈥檚 ATM machine
Don’t you have parents?
