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  • 7 Things Capitalism Scammed Us Into Believing

    Do you remember how long you鈥檝e had a 鈥渄ream job鈥? How did anybody ever convince you to dream of labour? Capitalism is to blame.聽

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    Do you remember how long you鈥檝e had a 鈥渄ream job鈥? How did anybody ever convince you to dream of labour? Capitalism is to blame. 

    Here are some other things capitalism has scammed you into believing.

    That interviews are a good thing

    First of all, why are you auditioning for hard labour and feeling bad when you get rejections? Do you like pain? It鈥檚 giving BDSM. 

    鈥淭he harder you work, the more money you make鈥

    Just take a look at your paycheck and that of a politician. You鈥檒l see that capitalism is a bandit. The easiest way to get rich is to be born rich. The next best way is to marry a rich person. The rest is just capitalism trying to swindle you.

    鈥淔ollow your passion, and money will come鈥

    My passion is sleeping because why am I still a mechanic? Make it make sense.

    Dream jobs

    This one鈥檚 obviously a lie to lure us back to the plantations because why are you dreaming of labour?

    鈥淟earning never ends鈥

    Of course, I鈥檒l keep learning after spending ten hours at work screaming, 鈥淐an you see my screen?鈥 and an extra two hours in traffic to and from work every day. I鈥檒l definitely keep learning.

    鈥淵our network is your net worth鈥

    Just prepare your heart for aggressive airing from all angles. They will snub you so much, you鈥檒l think you鈥檙e a ghost.

    Weekends

    When was the last time you actually rested on a weekend? Just think about it. It鈥檚 all a scam.


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