Good news. have shown some serious promise and might be deployed as early the last days of November. Yaay. While this doesn鈥檛 mean COVID will be over by Christmas or even late next year, it鈥檚 safe to make plans a future where something close to normalcy is restored. Like many others, Nigerians are getting ready to go back to the things they’ve missed during the pandemic.
1. Fornicate
If there鈥檚 one thing Nigerians like above partying, it is fornicating. For hardened fornicators among us, the pandemic has been difficult. You see those ones in ? Hmm.
2. Go clubbing
It has been burning Nigerians inside their bodies that they have been able to club for 8 months. Once things go back to normal, Quilox will look like crusade ground.
3. Go for church crusades
Speaking of crusade grounds, it鈥檚 been a minute since your mother had the opportunity to call down holy ghost fire among her peers. You just know the first church crusade after the pandemic is going to slap so hard.
4. Owambe
The way weddings and other parties are going to return with a vengeance, you鈥檒l think people were trying to kill themselves.
5. Beach
The beaches have been empty for a long time. Once the pandemic is over:
6. Travel
The pandemic has had the world on lockdown throughout this year. For the rich we鈥檙e meant to be eating, they鈥檝e missed posting champagne in front of the passport on IG stories. All they鈥檝e been posting is old vacation pictures captioned 鈥淭ake me back馃槶馃槶鈥
7. Restaurant-hopping
You know these people. Every Saturday, they are at a different restaurant. During the lockdown, all their IG was quiet. When things return to normal, you’ll have to check whether its them you’re following a food channel.
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