While at your fuck buddy鈥檚 house, instead of just washing plates before you leave, set yourself apart by doing any of these things instead.听
1) Make yourself at home
It may not be your house but that doesn鈥檛 mean it can鈥檛 be your home. Bring some of your pictures and other personal belongings to make the place more homely. If the colour of the house doesn鈥檛 please you, you can even repaint it. Get creative.
2) Plan your wedding听
Wedding planners are expensive these days, so why not use your free time to plan your wedding. Good sex should be rewarded with marriage, abi is that not how it is? Even if the sex is bad, marry them so they don鈥檛 spread that rubbish to the rest of the world.
3) Introduce yourself to the neighbours听
It doesn鈥檛 matter what you鈥檙e introducing yourself as, but get comfortable with them. They maybe seeing you a lot more if everything goes according to plan, so get acquainted. That way, their solidarity is to you. If anyone comes to take your place, the neighbours will fight for you.
4) Mop the ceiling听
Why do basic things like sweeping and washing plates? Set yourself apart from the rest and try mopping their ceiling. Do you know if they鈥檝e ever mopped it before? They鈥檒l think about you for a long time.
5 House fellowship
What better time to fellowship with the brethren than after some unholy activities? Gather your people and have a swell time in the presence of your maker.听
6 Solve Nigeria鈥檚 problems
With some free time on your hands, maybe you can finally get to the root of the country鈥檚 problems. You听 may be the breakthrough Nigeria needs.听
7 Meet their parents
You can use this time to introduce yourself to the family. If you鈥檙e staying that long, might as well introduce yourself to them as the one that has gotten carnal knowledge of their child. They鈥檒l hate it, but we doubt they鈥檒l never forget you.听
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