So you think you鈥檝e dropped out of the heavenly race because of too much sin, and you just can鈥檛 change your ways. Don’t be sad. Here are some things about hell that鈥檒l cheer you up.
It鈥檚 not Nigeria
The relief of being free from the shege Nigeria keeps throwing at you should be enough to make you appreciate a new scenery, even if it鈥檚 hell.
But you鈥檒l see Lagos babes
With all the havoc they鈥檝e wreaked on earth, you鈥檒l definitely meet Lagos babes in hell, right next to the Yoruba demons. So just know you鈥檙e in for a fun time.
Your favourite artists will be there
There鈥檚 no gbedu in heaven, so if you know you still want to turn up in the after life, don鈥檛 worry yourself. According to every pastor ever, all your favourite artists will be in hell anyway. You鈥檒l start to wonder if you even need heaven in the first place.
It probably won鈥檛 be hot for long
Some people will do ITK about God鈥檚 existence and land in hell for it. Einstein will probably be there with you, so tell me how y鈥檃ll won鈥檛 figure out how to reduce the temperature. It won鈥檛 be hot for long. You鈥檒l see.
You can get square with Nigerian politicians
The people who said snake swallowed money will be in hell too, take it from us. If you鈥檝e wanted to throw hands, you鈥檒l finally get your chance.
鈥nd service providers
Think about the satisfaction of finally getting your pound of flesh from network providers and banks.
More fornication
If you love fornicating, you get a free pass with people like you for eternity. What鈥檚 the worst that could happen? You鈥檒l go to hell again? You鈥檙e already there.
What do you want to do in heaven sef?
You鈥檒l be bored out of your mind if you make heaven. You already know chaos is your default setting, so there鈥檚 really no need to fight it.
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