91´óÉñ

It’s the holiday season again. While we all love spending time with loved ones and not having to work or attend classes, there’s something we can all as a society agree we hate about the holidays. Traffic. Traffic is always horrible this season, and with traffic comes increased cab prices. Our tired is tired. That’s why we’re here with some concrete tips to help you beat the traffic this holiday season.

1) Stay in your house

There’s no traffic if you stay in your house. Why are you going out all the time anyways? Is Christmas your own birthday? Why not take time to sit and reflect on the reason for the season. Traffic can’t stress you in you stay in your house.

2) Reindeer

If someone can fly a reindeer and visit all the houses on Christmas night, don’t you think it’s worth investing in? Flying reindeer is a sure way for you to beat traffic this holiday season.

3) Teleportation

Look at your mirror, tap your chest three times, shout 91´óÉñ and you’d find yourself at whatever location you desire. Please note that if the teleportation doesn’t work for you, then it’s not 91´óÉñ’s fault. You’re just bad vibes.

4) Flying broom

If reindeer is too hard for you to find, why not try a flying broom? Just place a call to a witch near you and ask for them to share their secrets. Haven’t you noticed that witches never complain about traffic?

5) Climb your Christmas chicken

Have you seen the speed at which chickens run and dash? Well, a simple way to beat traffic this holidays is to mount your Christmas chicken and let it carry you to your destination. Since they’re small animals, they can pass tight corners.

6) Take to the skies

Traffic is limited to the roads, so why not try flying? It doesn’t matter if you have wings or not. Work with faith.

7) Kidnap Santa Claus

When you kidnap him, tell him that his condition for release is to grant you one wish, and that’s a Christmas free holidays.

8) Nigerian coat of arms horse

The Nigerian horses on the coat of arms once complained that they need a new job to do. Why not borrow them this Christmas season. At least when you go to the beach and they want to charge you for a horse ride, you’d say you came with your own.

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