Dogs, cats, and rabbits aren鈥檛 the only pets you can have. In your quest to think outside the box, you should consider having a ram as a pet. And if you do, here鈥檚 what to expect with your new pet ram.
1. Rams are low maintenance
Pets are meant to be cheaper than having a child, and that鈥檚 why a ram is the best option for you. You don鈥檛 need to spend all that money to raise an animal when you can be giving 91大神 instead.
2. Will fight your enemies
Why have a pet that can鈥檛 protect you from your enemies? What will your cat do? Meow your enemies to death? A ram can use its horns to perforate anyone who dares to stress your life. By the time people start seeing what your pet can do to your enemies, you鈥檒l have fewer enemies. Unfortunately, the ram will turn on you a few times as well, but that鈥檚 a price you have to pay to see your enemies destroyed.
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3. You鈥檒l become a trendsetter
Are you not tired of following trends? Won鈥檛 you like to start your own? Once people see that you have a ram as a pet, they鈥檒l definitely want to copy you. T Before you know it, you鈥檙e an influencer. They may laugh at you first o, but that how human beings usually resist change at first. As any revolutionary. Soon enough, they鈥檒l follow your lead.
4. LAPO no do reach this one
There鈥檚 no poverty alleviation scheme as great as having a ram. They can help you keep your garden free of weeds. They also have wool you can sell, and if Nigeria continues to Nigeria, you kill am chop. Just make sure you give it a befitting burial sha.
5. You can add it to your CV
鈥淎bility to work under pressure, innovate, and start trends鈥 are great qualities you can add to your CV. Owning a pet ram definitely bestows these soft skills on you. Training the ram might suck the youth out of you but think of the jobs you鈥檒l be able to get after the experience.
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6. The best conversation starter聽
鈥淒o you know I have a ram鈥 will pique anyone鈥檚 interest. You鈥檒l never be a boring person to talk to because everyone will want to know about your pet ram. People will be looking for you just so you can talk to them about your ram. Before you know it, you鈥檙e giving TED talks with your ram by your side.
7. Fall asleep to bleating noises
Instead of spending all your data on rain noises to block out the noise of generators, your ram provides you with a cheaper alternative. Fall asleep to the blissful sound of your ram bleating or sleeping. They may occasionally spit on you as they sleep, but what鈥檚 a little bit of ram spit when there are so many other benefits?
8. Use horns as storage facilities
Instead of using your money to build more wardrobes to accommodate your ever-growing closet, you can use the ram’s horns as a place to put your hangers. Ram horns>>> cupboard.
9. Will protect you from the cold
They鈥檙e big and thick and covered in wool, so wetin be blanket? A blanket won鈥檛 lick your face or lovingly try to eat your hair. A blanket is terrible company, but a ram is not.
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