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  • How to Know Your Babe Is About to Get Married, but Not to You

    Before your babe goes home this festive season, you should probably know if she’s planning to come back with a husband.

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    You know your babe has been making arrangements to go to her village for the festive season, but here are some signs to know that she’ll be coming back with a husband. 

    She’s Igbo

    We鈥檙e sorry to break it to you, but your Igbo girlfriend telling you she鈥檚 going 鈥渉ome鈥 for Christmas might as well be your invitation to her wedding. 

    She鈥檚 engaging more with wedding content online

    You鈥檝e noticed that she鈥檚 liking and retweeting more threads about marriage on Twitter, she can鈥檛 go a day without reposting cute wedding videos on her IG and WhatsApp, and you still haven鈥檛 figured it out? She鈥檚 obviously jotting down taking tips for when she鈥檚 ready, which is going to be two months from now.

    She鈥檚 spending more time with you 

    With all the traffic and stress in Nigeria, she insists on spending most of her time with you. Ah! My brother, she鈥檚 trying to get the most of the little time you have left before she weds her real husband-to-be.

    She’s not spending time with you 

    Whenever you suggest you spend a weekend together now, she always says she鈥檚 busy. Yes, she鈥檚 definitely busy trying to forget you and move on with her life.

    She doesn’t get upset easily 

    Nigerian women don鈥檛 like peace. So when you start going two days without any fight, there鈥檚 something wrong. Our advice? Start mentally moving on because your relationship is nearing its end.

    She gets upset easily

    Any small thing you do, she picks offence. You鈥檙e now having a minimum of at least three fights a day? Can鈥檛 you see that she鈥檚 fed up with all your shit and already has plans to marry someone else?

    You鈥檝e been dating for more than two years

    Two years is enough time to know if you will spend the rest of your life with a Nigerian woman. And if you鈥檝e not started planning to see her people, what鈥檚 the point? She鈥檚 made up her mind to find someone that鈥檚 serious.

    All her close friends are married

    She鈥檚 getting invites to weddings every other week, and you haven鈥檛 thought to ask her how she feels about getting married? Your breakfast is going to be served buffet-style.

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