Since Elon Musk bought Twitter in October 2022, he鈥檚 made changes like Twitter Blue, paying creators and tweets showing the number of views. The only thing he hasn鈥檛 changed is the logo. Oh wait, even the logo didn鈥檛 survive his revamp. While I can’t match his wealth, I can definitely match his ability to shrink entire brands into one letter. Here we go.聽
Palmpay = B
Bridgerton. Why? They will stand with you between the heavens and the earth. They will tell you where you are. When will you repay your loan?
GTB = G
G stands for gun because there鈥檚 no difference between those charges and armed robbery.
Instagram = M
IG is now one big marketplace. You鈥檒l be scrolling through, looking for pictures of your peng people, but the wig and clothes ads won鈥檛 let you rest.
Bigi = F
I鈥檓 sure there鈥檚 no flavour that Bigi hasn鈥檛 experimented with. The only one that鈥檚 left is N鈥檃bania.
Minimie = W
Apart from being a snack, it can also double as a weapon. The only thing that鈥檚 harder than minimie is convincing your mum that pressing your phone is not the reason for your sickness.
Apple = I
Virtually all Apple products begin with an 鈥淚.鈥 Well, apart from the one I can actually afford 鈥 apple juice.
Access Bank = M
Money? Mobile banking? No amigo, it鈥檚 Marathon. Why be just a bank when you can be one that organises the biggest marathon in Nigeria?
