We already know love is a scam and breakfast is flying ear and dear, but if you have coconut head and still went to enter relationship, these tests will prove your lover isn’t cheating.
You鈥檝e been noticing a change in your partner鈥檚 behaviour lately
You鈥檝e asked many times, but they just say it’s nothing and they’re just tired.
My dia, they鈥檙e cheating!
We know we’re right, but if you鈥檙e still in doubt?
Check their phone
If you’re scared of checking your partner鈥檚 phone, then you probably already know the truth. Just open their WhatsApp and search for the word 鈥渂oyfriend鈥 or 鈥済irlfriend鈥, and read through all the conversations you’ve been mentioned. You鈥檒l either find them singing your praises or straight-up denying you.
Check their best friend鈥檚 phone
Finding nothing incriminating in your lover鈥檚 phone doesn鈥檛 exonerate them. It could just mean they鈥檙e careful and don鈥檛 leave any evidence of their cheating. Go on to their bestie鈥檚 phone. If there’s anyone who knows the secrets, it’ll be them.
Post a picture of you and your lover online and tag them
Why waste time doing any investigation when Nigerians can do it for you. Post a cute picture of you guys with a caption about how there’s no one like them in the whole wide world. Make sure this post is on Twitter, and wait for the bad belles. If they’re cheating, someone will expose them with receipts.
Ask for their bank statement
If they’re cheating, there鈥檚 going to be a money trail. Check their expenses against the information they gave you. They said they were working late last Wednesday, but you’re seeing a debit of 鈧25k on the Island at 10 p.m ?
Tell them you want a break
They’ll either be relieved because they can now cheat in peace and blame it on the break. Or they鈥檒l act upset because they think you want to go and cheat too.
Surprise them at their office
Maybe they’re not lying about spending all their time at work. But it could be because they鈥檙e having an affair with their office husband or wife. Show up unannounced and shock them.
Ask them to try a different barber
If a man agrees to cheat on his barber, he鈥檚 definitely cheating on you. And yes, same applies to your girlfriend trying a different salon.
Accuse them of cheating
If they get angry, they’re 100% cheating. If they start laughing and make jokes about it? They’re not just cheating; they’re planning their marriage behind your back.
Ask them to swear
Simple and effective. Ask your partner to swear on their football team, expensive weave or new iPhone, and watch them crumble in defeat.
Send them tweets about cheating partners
They say a clear conscience fears no accusation, right? Start forwarding all the gists you see about cheating partners to them to get their take.
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