We know all those failed talking stages pained you, but it’s time to laugh about it. We rise by forgetting about people, or how does that quote go?
The 鈥渟mile through the pain” meme
For every time your friends told you about their love life and had the audacity to ask about yours when they knew it didn鈥檛 exist.
The 鈥渋t鈥檚 giving delusional鈥 meme
Nobody is saying you鈥檙e not sweet looking oh, but is it sweetness that鈥檒l hold you at night? Anything to make you feel better after 100 failed talking stages, I guess.
The 鈥淚 love myself鈥 meme
You know what? I get it. I, too, would become the love of my life if everyone else refused to love me. Choose you. We dey your back.
The 鈥渟ettling for less鈥 meme
The problem is you think you鈥檙e the 鈥渕ore鈥 men deserve, and that鈥檚 why all your talking stages fail. Try wickedness and see what changes.
The 鈥測ou have mind oh鈥 meme
This meme is for when the person you were in a talking stage with woke up one morning to text, 鈥淚 don鈥檛 think this is working鈥. The nerve, the audacity, the mind.
The 鈥淚 give up鈥 meme
This is when your friends pitied you and tried to hook you up with someone they knew. But you鈥檙e the one they bring all their relationship issues to, so you don鈥檛 think they have good taste.
The 鈥渋t鈥檚 brutal out here鈥 meme
You actually thought the talking stage was going well and started considering asking them out, only for them to post, 鈥淗appy one month, baby鈥. But that鈥檚 not your picture or name, and you鈥檝e only known them for two weeks.
The 鈥減lease, leave me alone鈥 meme
When the one you ended up becoming good friends with comes weekly to be like, 鈥淲ow! We almost ended you together”, you choke back tears and fake laugh.
The 鈥渁t least, I wasn鈥檛 cheated on鈥 meme
When you and all your other single friends sat together in perpetual sadness to say shit like, 鈥淎t least, no one cheated on me鈥, but in reality, you wished you loved someone enough for it to hurt you if they cheated.
The 鈥渉ow many more ghostings can I take?鈥 meme
When you opened your message app for the tenth time that day, and your love interest still hadn鈥檛 texted back in a week.
The 鈥渄on鈥檛 test me鈥 meme
At a point in the year, one talking stage seemed to be going somewhere. You even considered buying a matching nightwear set in advance only for them to post, 鈥淚 think I need to take time to heal my inner child鈥. Okay, let鈥檚 heal it together.
The 鈥渕aybe I should date the dating app鈥 meme
You don鈥檛 know how many 鈥渨hat鈥檚 your favourite colour and love language鈥 questions you鈥檝e answered this year. At a point, you started thinking, 鈥淚f that one white woman can date a train, I can date the dating app鈥.
The 鈥淚 live for chaos鈥 meme
If anyone had as many talking stages as you鈥檝e had, they鈥檇 live long enough to become the villain. Not only are you still single, but you鈥檙e also picky. Any small thing, you鈥檝e blocked the person or ghosted. We can鈥檛 even blame you, pele.
The 鈥淚 was minding my business鈥 meme
You鈥檒l be on your own, and some happy person will post something like, 鈥淒id somebody wish you good morning or give your forehead kisses, or should I mind my business?鈥 They should鈥檝e minded their business before posting it. At least, single people don鈥檛 have to share their food.
The 鈥渄on鈥檛 try me鈥 meme
When you see someone tweet, 鈥淚f you鈥檝e slept with many people, your soul is now connected to them鈥. All those soul ties, and none of them would date you?
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