Apple has broken the internet again, and this time, it鈥檚 not because they teased the 78th iPhone upgrade. They unveiled Vision Pro; an augmented reality 3D headset that鈥檚 bound to put people鈥檚 bank accounts on life support when it eventually hits the market.
But what if Apple launches it in Nigeria first? Here鈥檚 what we think will happen.
Fresh material for our parents鈥 WhatsApp BCs
The moment it hits the market, you鈥檒l start seeing BCs about how augmented reality is actually affecting your brain. Our parents never even let us sit too close to the TV, you now want to put it right 鈥渋nside鈥 your eyes? It won鈥檛 work.
And the Nigerian police
If every iPhone user is a potential yahoo boy in the eyes of the Nigerian police, it means someone who can afford a 鈧2.6 million+ headset is a ritual killer. In summary, prepare to be stopped by police if you wear it out.
People will start making TikToks with it
Your faves would start pushing 鈥渦nbox my new Apple Vision Pro with me鈥 and 鈥渢est my new headset鈥 content down our throats. Where una dey see this money?
Baddies will turn it into a fashion statement
You know how iPhone users constantly try to choke us with mirror selfies? It鈥檇 be nothing compared to what rich kids and baddies will use our eyes to see when they lay hands on this headset鈥攇oing to buy bread? Vision Pro. Going to braid hair? Vision Pro.
Users will start adorning it with chains and padlocks
People already steal airpods and snatch wigs. Is it this one they won鈥檛 steal? To avoid stories of, 鈥淭hey snatched my Vision Pro in Balogun Market鈥, Nigerians would start securing theirs to their head with chains and padlocks.
The Nigerian version will hit the streets
It鈥檚 not piracy, it鈥檚 just creativity. Why spend 鈧2.6 million+ on Vision Pro when you can get 鈥淰ison Por鈥 with 鈧30k?
It鈥檒l turn to owambe souvenir
Because everyone knows there鈥檚 nothing Yoruba people won鈥檛 share in the name of owambe souvenir. If they can share fuel during fuel scarcity, what is Vision Pro?
People will eventually abandon it at home
Because where are we even going to see the light or fuel to even charge it?
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