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  • Just Imagine: Your Favourite Apps Had Honest Taglines

    Facebook wants us to think they鈥檙e 鈥渃onnecting the world鈥, but in reality, they鈥檙e just holding all our embarrassing throwback pictures hostage. So we decided to go after all your favourite apps and make them confess their true missions.

    Written By:

    Sheriff Alimi

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    Snapchat

    鈥淎t least, we鈥檙e not OnlyFans鈥

    鈥淵ou can now cheat in peace鈥

    鈥淲atch your sins disappear鈥

    Twitter

    鈥淟eave your happiness at the door鈥

    鈥淲e鈥檙e all human, but sometimes, we turn some people to Tiger gen”

    Facebook

    鈥淲here all your parents鈥 Whatsapp BCs come from鈥

    鈥淲e have all your embarrassing throwback pictures鈥

    Pinterest

    鈥淔eed your delusions鈥

    鈥淧retend you鈥檙e creative鈥

    鈥淪teal and call it inspiration鈥

    YouTube

    鈥淭he university that never strikes鈥

    Netflix

    鈥淲e鈥檙e just an excuse to commit sin鈥

    鈥淭he chill is silent鈥

    Instagram

    鈥淲hat is real life?鈥

    鈥淵ou will buy something by force鈥

    WhatsApp

    鈥淔or family and friends鈥

    TikTok

    鈥淭he cure for depression鈥

    鈥淵ou want to be productive? LMAO!鈥

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    Sheriff Alimi

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