Nigerians love sex. We like to act like we don鈥檛 but Mama Nkechi who lives next door has 12 children. But the most hilarious thing about Nigerians and sex is the many ways we鈥檝e learned to describe it without using the word 鈥榮ex鈥.
Knacks
This one is Nigerians鈥 favourite.
Mekwe
What does this even really mean?
Kpansh
We have a theory about the origin of this one.
Polash
Bet you鈥檝e never heard this one before.
Straff
Anyone who went to uni in Nigeria knows this one.
Yarnsh
Apparently, this doesn鈥檛 mean just bum bum.
Konji
We all know this one sha鈥︹漦onji na bastard鈥
Smash
Smash what exactly?
Kpekus
This one will always sound funny to us.
Frap
This one reminds us of聽 鈥榝rapas鈥.
Bone
When I was small I thought this meant just 鈥榲ex鈥.
Shag
Secondary school students used to feel smart using this word to replace sex.
