1. When your parents start asking you about ‘the Facebook’.
No no, please no!
2. When they finally ask you to help them open their Facebook accounts.
I knew this day would come.
3. And you have to teach them how to ‘operate it’.
Kill. Me. Now.
4. When you see their friend request.
So quick!
5. And you try to ignore it but they make you accept in their presence.
Wait first, the process is lon鈥ine!
6. They waste no time in posting your embarrasing baby photos.
My wrists. Knife.
7. When they start sharing your Facebook ID to the rest of your relatives.
HAY GOD!
8. Now your requests are all from family members.
Delete. Delete. Delete.
9. When they keep tagging you in inspirational photos and videos.
Yes, thank you.
10. When they start liking ALL of your pictures.
Wow. All of them?!
11. When they use a slang wrong because trying to be cool.
鈥淪orry about your accident. LOL鈥 Who sent you?!
12. When you offend them and they take the matter to Facebook.
The court of the people.
13. When you start contemplating whether you should just unfriend them.
It鈥檚 just a button.
14. But then they brag about you on their Facebook.
础飞飞鈥
15. When you upload a status message and they comment ‘explain’.
Jesus!
16. When you mistakenly change your Facebook relationship status and they start blowing up your phone.
LMAO!You forgot you鈥檙e not supposed to be in a relationship till you鈥檙e 30.
17. Or you change your facebook display picture to an ‘inappropriate one’ and they start complaining.
The lecture begins.
18. When you finally decide to leave Facebook for them.
Hello Twitter.
But you know they鈥檙e not far behind. *tears*
