1. When the conductor refuses to stop for you because it’s not the “bus stop”:
They鈥檒l just be shouting, 鈥淣o be bus stop be dis鈥.
2. All the hatred you feel when the conductor is busy enjoying breeze outside and you’re sweating like Christmas goat inside:
3. All those perverted conductors:
Can you please keep your hands to yourself?
4. When you nearly miss your bus stop because you can’t even understand what the conductor is saying:
Which language do they even speak聽please?
5. Never ever EVER ask a conductor for directions:
They鈥檒l just help you loss.
6. When you can’t find your money and you’ve already been giving the conductor eye:
It鈥檚 not a joking sturvz.
7. When you forget to collect your change from the conductor:
It can pain.
8. Conductors always manage to “forget” giving you change:
Conductors are the real scum tbh.
9. That annoying thing conductor’s do when they join your change with another passenger’s own:
Like, really?
10. When the conductor leaves with your change, it can really pain:
Like, really.
11. Really, when the conductor does not give you change, it can pain:
It鈥檚 not even funny at all.
12. When you’re trying to form ajebo to call your bus stop, conductor will just be looking at you like:
What is this one saying?
13. If you want to collect your change, you have to switch language for these conductors:
You cannot be forming ajebo for Lagos conductor.
14. You can really never be too sure when it comes to conductors and change:
Especially when there鈥檚 no money on these here streets.
15. When you’re staying jejely in your lane and the conductor uses his own to jam you:
But why na? Is it fair? Ehn?
16. When you want to do strong head after the conductor has said he doesn’t have change:
You get mind sha.
17. That awkward moment when the conductor starts fighting on top of your head:
Sha don鈥檛 punch me please.
18. Waiting for the conductor to give you change like:
Oya o鈥
19. When the conductor is trying to do strong head and doesn’t want to give you your change:
I go show craze for here today.
20. When the conductor is acting like they sent him to you:
If na play you dey play just stopeet.
21. When you decide to unlook and give the conductor bad money:
Eez like you don鈥檛 even like yourself.
22. All those conductors that like running away with change:
Where you dey go?
23. And all those conductors that’ll be abusing somebody anyhow because of change:
If you like abuse, just sha give me my change.
24. You when the conductor asks for money again after you’ve already paid:
It鈥檚 like something is worrying you.
25. When the conductor starts telling you to “dress, dress”:
Dress yourself.
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