This person that invites their entire extended family plus ancestors and somehow, they all turn up!
2. The person that has decided to break the world record for most pictures taken.
We get that it鈥檚 a special occasion 聽and you need to make memories 聽but are the approximately 8000 pictures you鈥檝e 聽taken in the last 30 minutes not enough?? Ah Ahn! Kilode?!
3. The person that has come to slay.
That person that is determined to slay on their last day. The fact that most of their outfit will be hidden under the graduation gown will not stop them from pulling out all the stops with their dress/suit.
4. The person that will just be crying anyhow.
This person will just start crying every 5 minutes because they鈥檝e seen a dear friend that they鈥檙e going to miss. CALM THE HELL DOWN! It鈥檚 not like we鈥檙e dying. You can still see anybody you want after today.
5. The person that is definitely hungover.
This is that person that decided to celebrate their last night as a student by getting shit faced drunk, completely forgetting that they had plans to attend their convocation ceremony the next day. They鈥檒l still show up tho, wearing dark shades, walking in slow motion and not speaking.
6. The person that doesn’t even show up at all.
Loool. This person never even cared about school and classes. You really think they鈥檒l give a damn about convocation?
Astor George is a writer and senior editor at zikoko.com, Nigeria’s most notable youth culture publication. When he’s not creating thigh-slappingly hilarious written and video content, he’s watching his favourite movie of all time; The Mummy 1999.
