1. First off, you download every season of Game Of Thrones on the office Wi-Fi.
A Lannister always pays his debts.
2. Next, you scatter the toilet, one last time.
One last special send off.
3. Finally, you get to let your office crush know how you really feel.
It鈥檚 now or never.
4. But you have to act like it’s not paining you.
I鈥檓 not crying, it鈥檚 just eye sweat.
5. Act like you weren’t just begging your boss for a second chance.
Oga, I take God and Angel Gabriel beg you.
6. Show up at work the next day and act like nothing happened.
It wasn鈥檛 me they fired o, it was Femi.
7. Get dragged out like a bag of rice.
Nawa for una, you can鈥檛 even take a joke.
8. Wonder why this life is a pot of beans.
Because this can鈥檛 be my life.
