1. Your parents keep asking about your prospects.
I can鈥檛 tell the future, sir.
2. Or worrying if you鈥檇 still be able to have kids.
Will my ovaries just dry up?
3. Or insisting you鈥檙e getting too old.
…even though you鈥檙e like thirty!
4. Your aunties trying to set you up with their friends鈥 doctor son.
But I don鈥檛 know him now!
5. All your friends think they can solve your singleness.
Thanks, but no thanks.
6. Twitter says you’re “too opinionated”, so you won’t find a Nigerian man to marry you.
Your brain. Where is it?
7. “Don鈥檛 get a PhD degree, men don鈥檛 like over-smart women”.
You don鈥檛 say!
8. Guys with nothing to offer approaching because they think you鈥檒l be desperate enough to accept.
God, See my life!
9. People asking why you broke up with your last boyfriend.
I was self sabotaging. Okay?
10. People asking what you feel if your younger sister gets married before you.
More power to her!>
11. Then they say 鈥淵ou鈥檙e so nice, I wonder why you鈥檙e still single鈥.
Err..because I am!
12. Your parents asking you to stop looking for love and just marry someone.
And you鈥檙e here thinking 鈥淎m I that sad?鈥=
13. You鈥檙e always the third, fifth and seventh wheel.
Come along, they said. It鈥檒l be fun, they said.
14. And the designated photographer of your happy couple friends.
Stop. Smiling. I can’t else they’d say I’m bitter.
15. No one understands that you just want to be single right now.
I mean, it鈥檚 a choice…
16. Everyone keeps saying, 鈥淵ou鈥檒l soon find someone鈥.
Yeah, sure.
17. Or that you have to love yourself before someone can love you.
Go on, please!
18. You鈥檙e secretly excited when your friends break up.
Oh I鈥檓 so sorry you guys broke up..LOL!
19. Or when their spouses don鈥檛 show up for events.
“Who needs them anyway? We鈥檒l still have fun without them.”
20. Catching up with old friends always means awkwardly answering the 鈥淪o, are you seeing anyone?鈥 question.
No. But I still have me.
21. You鈥檙e a master at having crushes
But a relationship novice.
22. People tiptoe around you when relationships topics come up.
Jeez! I won鈥檛 break down in tears.
23. If there鈥檚 an event you want to go to, you have to decide if you want to go badly enough that it鈥檚 worth going alone because of all the questions above.
But it really isn’t. 鈥淚 immediately regret this decision鈥 – You say to yourself, after you go.
24. Especially weddings.
No.>
25. Or Valentine鈥檚 day.
NO!
26. You blush every time Beyonce’s “Single Ladies” comes on.
Too close to home.
27. Even you start to wonder if you鈥檙e going to be forever alone.
Cats?
28. But then you realize that you鈥檙e loving the single life.
Because let鈥檚 face it, relationships aren鈥檛 that great.
