The BVN registration deadline has passed. As usual, Nigerians have ended up with tales of woe from all angles 鈥淚t鈥檚 not our fault, it鈥檚 the situation in the country.鈥
Let鈥檚 tell you how you got to this position鈥
1. You first heard about BVN鈥
Everyday, everyday, register for something.
2. When you knew you were broke and wondered what the point of BVN was.
Please what other transaction can I do from here? What kind of life is this please?
3. When that teller asked you 鈥淗ave you done your BVN?鈥
But if you mind your business, will you die?
4. Then you went to the bank to beat the first deadline…
As per LastMinute dotcom. 聽Wait,聽is the whole of Nigeria here? I can鈥檛 deal abeg.
5. Before they postponed it.
Of course they did鈥 as per Naija!
6. So you went back to ignoring your bank.
*Marked as spam*
7. Until the guy who owed you money came to pay you back.
Praise Da Living Jesus!
8. And you had to rush to do your BVN.
I鈥檓 next on the queue please!聽My friend, answer me now!
9. But somehow, your account still got deactivated.
Chei! I have no luck.
But don鈥檛 worry, you鈥檒l enter another queue, sort yourself out and be alright.
