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  • 21 Struggles Only Nigerians With Dreadlocks Will Get

    Lochead problems.

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    There are numerous benefits that come with having locs.

    Like looking good in the morning, without styling. I’m basically聽able to wake up and go.

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    Needing minimal products for styling.

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    Being able to dance in the rain if I wanted or go swimming.

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    Saving tons of money that would have otherwise be spent on hair extensions.聽Heck I can run my hands through my hair without feeling tracks from weaves on my scalp.

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    London Curls

    Getting nods of acknowledgement when you meet a loc brother or sister.

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    Or people seeing you as an inspiration to start their locs.

    But there are also the not-so-nice aspects, which I鈥檓 sure fellow locheads will totally get.

    1. When people call it 鈥渄readlocks鈥.

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    Please it鈥檚 called locs. There鈥檚 nothing dreadful about the hair.

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    Yes I know the title says 鈥榙readlocks鈥. That鈥檚 because it’s聽what Nigerians call locs. I鈥檓 here to tell you that it鈥檚 incorrect. So please, take note.

    2. Seeing someone with long locs and wishing yours could grow faster.

    But why

    But why?

    3. The longer they grow, the longer it takes for them to dry.

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    4. Having to go through extra security checks at the airport.

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    Probably because they think that drugs get hidden inside the locs. To give them credit, it’s been done before. Doesn鈥檛 mean all locheads are like that though.

    5. Some people thinking that you must do聽drugs.

    Bob Marley

    Seriously?! Yeah, Bob Marley smoked weed. That doesn’t mean we all do that though.

    6. Having to hide your locs when you go for job interview.

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    Bronze Goddess

    Bummer.

    7. Or getting funny looks when you leave them out.

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    Sometimes, you don’t get the job.

    8. Meeting your boyfriend’s or girlfriend鈥檚 parents for the first time and seeing their reaction to your locs.

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    I’m a good person. I promise.

    If you have locs, you鈥檙e bound to get questions like this:

    9. Do you wash your hair?

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    No, I don鈥檛. My locs are self-cleansing.

    10. How do you wash it?

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    The same way you wash your hair.

    11. Were you born this way?

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    Not necessarily. If anybody with kinky hair decides to stop combing their hair, it’ll matt over time.

    12. Are you from Jamaica?

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    Nope. That’s neither here nor there.

    13. Do you like reggae? You must be a musician.

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    Not really. I’m not a musician, but I can sing.

    14. Are you a Rastafarian?

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    Yah man! Yaga!

    Sigh, not a compulsory criterion.

    15. Are you a footballer?

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    Max Mag

    It鈥檚 only Michel Obi or Jay Jay or Kanu that have locs abi?

    16. Why is your hair standing up?

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    Black Women Natural Hairstyles

    Because it’s short?

    17. Being told by relatives: 鈥淗ow do you expect to find husband/wife with this kind hair?鈥

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    You don鈥檛 say. I didn鈥檛 know that was a criteria now.

    18. The polite ones ask 聽鈥淐an I touch your locs鈥. Other times, you鈥檙e not asked. They just go ahead and touch. It happened to .

     

    19. Are you a lesbian?

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    Really? a crime to have ?

    Getting statements like these on a regular basis:

    20. I like your your hair, but it makes you look rough.

    We don't care

    Nobody asked for your opinion.

    21. I like locs, but I can never do it. I don鈥檛 think it鈥檒l fit me.

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    That鈥檚 nice to know.


    Despite it all, the pros still outweighs the cons, by far and I wouldn鈥檛 change it for anything.

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