1. “You look familiar.”
The Nigerian pick-up line as old as our independence.
2. “I only want to get to know you.”
He actually聽means 鈥渒now鈥 in the biblical sense.
3. “I just want us to be friends.”
The screensaver lie. He is聽still planning you.
4. “I’m single.”
Single = Less than 3 women.
5. “I have a girlfriend but we are having issues.”
He is the 鈥渋ssue鈥.
6. “I’m going to leave her for you.”
Don鈥檛 hold your breath.
7. “You’re the only girl I’m talking to.”
You鈥檙e not even the only girl he is talking to聽that second.
8. “She is just a friend.”
Yeah, they鈥檝e been 鈥渇riends鈥 for 5聽years and they have 2 children.
9. “I’m ignoring other girls because of you.”
Na so.
10. “I鈥檝e never met anyone like you before.”
Save it.
11. “I’m not like other guys.”
He means he is worse.
12. “I’d never cheat on you.”
He聽actually means聽he鈥檒l never get caught.
13. “I don’t play games.”
He will now turn you to PlayStation.
14. “I love you.”
After just 5 minutes of meeting you. Oshey, Disney Prince.
15. “I’m ready for marriage.”
You鈥檒l now end up engaged for 10 years.
