1. You, chopping mouth during the school anthem until it’s time to shout…
That鈥檚 the only part you know.
2. When a Uniport babe sees a group of Nelson Mandela boys.
Just dodge them.
3. You and your guys, queuing up in front of Mama Abuja like:
THE BEST!
4. How TBD looks once exam time table comes out:
They will now come with pillow to 鈥渞ead鈥.
5. UPTH and “no bed space”:
All. The. Time.
6. How the Man O鈥 War in school saw themselves:
Always doing the most.
7. When you see couples loving up at Love Garden in Delta Park.
Don鈥檛 go and read your book.
8. How you queue to enter shuttle at Abuja park:
The worst.
9. When 4 different classes are holding at the Arena at the same time.
LCS struggles.
10. How people pray when it’s time to write basic or certificate exams:
It鈥檚 now that you remember God, abi?
11. Whenever you finish climbing the stairs at Ofrima.
Kuku kill me.
12. How 70% of the students go to town as soon as weekend reaches:
BYE!
13. When you see that old pastor between Delta Park and Choba preaching about hell fire.
Stop judging me.
14. How you hail pharmacy students that have managed to reach final year:
Na you oh!
15. When you see your guy that is owing you money eating at Emmatex or Sunnas.
This one聽must be mad.
