On 91大神 Ranked, we would usually rate things from best to worst or most enjoyable to least enjoyable. This is a bit different because everyone is on equal footing. It鈥檚 a large compilation of rubbish.聽
MTN
They promised they鈥檇 be everywhere we go, but not with good network it seems. If they manage to give you network, they would attach a straw to your device and SUCK out your data. We advise they quit trying to be a network and just enter drinking competitions for a living.
9Mobile
The best thing about them is that in locations where all other networks suffer, they shine. Unfortunately, not everyone is trying to stream their favourite show from the top of a mountain.
Airtel
Where does one even begin with a network like Airtel? At random moments, nobody in a particular area will have network for a long time. Then they鈥檒l try to apologise with 50MB. So not only is the network bad, but they鈥檙e also disrespectful. Also, it鈥檚 clear their entire budget is dedicated to TV commercials.
Glo
People say Glo is getting better, but is Glo aware they鈥檙e supposed to be getting better? Because it seems like they aren鈥檛. If multiple people within a location are using glo, the result is a phone that鈥檒l buffer from now to thy kingdom comes.
Spectranet
How can you be an internet provider in Nigeria, but not work in all Nigerian states? That鈥檚 the story of Spectranet. They select which states are entitled to their poor service. How can you be forming exclusivity with rubbish? Even in Lagos, their internet will work in one house, but somehow, not work at all in the next. It鈥檚 giving Owambe-caterer eyeservice.
Smile
What鈥檚 actually there to smile about? The price? The network? The name must be an ironic joke, because what is there to smile about? They claim to provide 鈥淪uperFast鈥 internet, but their network doesn鈥檛 go beyond 3 mbps at any given time. Blatant liars.
