Are you even a real Lagosian if you don鈥檛 jump buses every ten market days? Use these seven tips to stay on guard when you board a Lagos danfo.
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Always make a quick survey before you hop in
Is there a right mix of men and women? Where are they seated? Hard face or soft? These are the questions.
Avoid the front row
It鈥檚 always tight, hot, and you鈥檙e completely shut out from everything that鈥檚 happening inside the bus. The middle bench is the sweet spot.
Take pictures and videos
We know you can鈥檛 share your Lagos danfo ride details, but you want to put in the extra measure by taking short recordings of the driver, conductor and co-passengers. If they catch you, you鈥檙e on your own sha.
Don鈥檛 press your phone if you chose a window seat
That鈥檚 an open invitation to traffic robbers. After taking the security videos, your phone should be safely tucked in your bag.
Please, don鈥檛 sleep
We know you鈥檝e had a long day, and the traffic isn鈥檛 helping matters. But please dear, don鈥檛 sleep. You could miss your stop, or God forbid, become prey to evil co-passengers.
Don鈥檛 take sensitive calls
You don鈥檛 know your co-passengers, so it鈥檚 just not wise to take business/work calls on the bus. Wait till you get home.
Mind your business
There鈥檚 nothing bad about socialising, but please, focus on your destination. The gist might be a ploy to get you distracted before stealing your soul or kidney.
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