We鈥檙e tired of hearing relationships are coming to an end because of ordinary arguments. If one of you didn鈥檛 harm or kill someone, then every fight is solvable with these guaranteed tips.
Don鈥檛 let us hear you fought or broke up again o.
Break into singing and dancing
Women love singing and dancing. Do you think Bollywood people don鈥檛 know what they鈥檙e doing? When she鈥檚 shouting at the top of her voice about how you slept with her sister, just start singing and dancing. If I hear she doesn鈥檛 forgive you straight!
Tickle her
Tell me one person who doesn鈥檛 like laughing. One person. No? Exactly. So your Nigerian girlfriend is no different. Laughter is kuku the best medicine.
Bring up her weight
The best time to bring up the fact that your babe has added a few kilograms is right in the middle of an argument. Just say, 鈥淣o wonder you鈥檙e now fat鈥. It鈥檒l take her mind off the fight, and she鈥檒l appreciate you telling her about her body, which is absolutely your business.
Kiss her mid-shout
Romance is not dead. It never was, and it never will be. The reason you were cheating is because you were spreading love. Spread the love to her too.
Serve your food in front of her
As she鈥檚 talking, just walk to the kitchen to serve yourself. If she鈥檚 still talking when you鈥檙e done, start eating. If she鈥檚 still talking when you鈥檝e finished eating, go to bed. By the time you wake up, in this world or the next, the argument should be over.
Compare her to her friends
When she says something you don鈥檛 like, say something like, 鈥淎t least, Stephanie doesn鈥檛 treat me like this鈥. The closer the friend is to her, the more effective this will be. It鈥檒l help her reflect on the decisions she鈥檚 made and act better.
Cry
In a world where men are not emotionally vulnerable, emotional vulnerability will help you win loads and loads of arguments. Just try it out, and see the wonders your tears can do. It doesn鈥檛 matter that you鈥檙e drinking too much and being unavailable. Cry your way out of accepting responsibility.聽
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Call your mother
Honestly, poverty is in the land, and nobody has money 鈥 or time 鈥 to visit any bloody therapists. Invite the elderly and wise, AKA Mummy Femi, to solve the issue.
Do a fake break-up
Break up with her. She鈥檒l most likely cry and beg, and when you tell her you were joking, there鈥檒l be no more argument. If she accepts the breakup, you dodged a bullet. You can鈥檛 lose, really.
Randomly start recording
Whip out your phone, put the camera in her face and record everything she says while screaming, 鈥淚 have this on record!鈥 She will comport herself.
Tell her she鈥檚 overreacting
This is the most effective way to win arguments with your Nigerian girlfriend. Say stuff like, 鈥淵ou鈥檙e shouting鈥, 鈥淐alm down鈥, 鈥淚t鈥檚 not that deep鈥 or 鈥淚s it not ordinary period? That鈥檚 why you鈥檙e behaving like this.鈥
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