Nigeria made a resolution to show us pepper last year, and it did. From inflation to Snapchat-filtered naira notes, you鈥檇 think it鈥檚 done enough. But, what if it has New Year鈥檚 resolutions for 2023 too?聽
Be more wicked
The point is to improve every year. For Nigeria, this means dishing out even more shege.
Kick Buhari out
You鈥檇 think the eight years of shege Nigeria has seen would make it choose a better leader this time. But Nigeria has really poor taste in leaders, so we鈥檒l just have to wait and see.
Spend money it doesn鈥檛 have
It鈥檚 a new year for Nigeria to live bougie while earning mechanic money. You鈥檙e asking Nigeria to live within its means? You must be a clown. Doesn鈥檛 matter that its yearly budget can鈥檛 survive without borrow-borrow. Nigeria must ball.
Stop fighting Ghana
Lowkey, Nigeria knows the rivalry should have ended at Jollof rice. Because why are we arguing with a boring copycat. It doesn鈥檛 matter now anyway. They鈥檙e both , and brokies don鈥檛 beef each other. More love, less ego.
Buy fuel
This one is a constant. It doesn鈥檛 matter that Nigeria has fuel at home. It will still hustle for fuel from other places and pay big money for it.
Stop taking Burna Boy鈥檚 insults
Maybe Nigeria would finally end this toxic relationship with Nigerian artists and ask them to do better. But we can only hope.
Win AFCON
Nigeria already missed the World Cup. Unless it wants to be an olodo by all means, it needs to win AFCON to avoid back-to-back embarrassment.
Start a reality TV show
Too much wild stuff happens in Nigeria鈥檚 everyday life for it to not be televised. It鈥檚 about time. You can tell 鈥淜eeping Up With Nigeria鈥 will be an instant hit.
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