From having no money in ATMs, to failed transactions and double debits, we think the banking sector in Nigeria should just close up. They鈥檝e had a good run. But to avoid a rise in unemployment, the banks should consider these other business paths.
Apartment complexes
Nigeria has a housing crisis so they should be useful and turn their buildings into apartment complexes. With the amount of branches in several locations, these banks have the power to solve the housing problem for good.
Selling akara
Sources reaching us is that the akara business is very lucrative. If banks don鈥檛 want to be useful, they can at least provide nourishment to people. Let them shame the enemies that say they鈥檙e completely useless.
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Loan sharks
Since they take forever to reverse transactions and unlawful debits, they should learn what it鈥檚 like to pursue someone that鈥檚 owing them money.
Fashion houses
With all the things tailors and fashion designers have put Nigerians through, the banks should feel right at home. They can move from giving us one shege to another less important shege.
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Event venues
Some banks forgot people don鈥檛 care for aesthetics when it comes to their money. Their buildings are so spacious and bright, it鈥檚 like they didn鈥檛 know what they line of business they were in. But with all the weddings happening every other day, they鈥檒l cash out.
Community centres
We don鈥檛 have a lot of community centres where children and young people can just hang out, pick up new skills and make friends. Imagine if the banks became community centres?
Restaurants
Nigerians will never get tired of restaurants. There can be 15 on a street, and they鈥檒l all be booked and busy. If all the banks in Nigeria became restaurants, they won鈥檛 lack customers.
Internet service providers
Maybe if the two combine their rubbish behaviour, we can get one decent product out of them. Plus, internet service providers do a bit better and are harder to do with out.
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