It鈥檚 hard but possible to imagine some Nigerian politicians as anything other than politicians. So here鈥檚 what we think these seven would do if they weren鈥檛 trying to get a piece of the national cake.
Nyesom Wike
Policeman
If he wasn鈥檛 making us laugh with his hilarious comments or stage dances, this man would鈥檝e made a badass Nigerian police officer. You can totally picture him stopping you on the highway to ask if there鈥檚 something for the boys.
Dino Melaye
Hype Man
Some say this man already moonlights as a hype man, but we鈥檒l never really know. There鈥檚 no doubt he鈥檒l give us wild nightlife experiences if he wasn鈥檛 trying to get a piece of the national cake.
Babatunde Fashola
Lagos Landlord
You can totally picture this, can鈥檛 you? Him walking around the house in the morning, looking for something that鈥檚 just not there, until he suddenly finds a camera lying around somewhere.
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Jide Sanwo-Olu
Traffic Warden
All that pointing has to count for something. You can鈥檛 deny he does the best traffic warden impressions.
Bola Ahmed Tinubu
Cassava farmer
This man is clearly in love with cassava and corn, and we love to see it. We stan a man who knows where his true passion lies.
Bukola Saraki
Tech Founder
He gives off the vibe of the founder you鈥檒l meet at a tech event, who won鈥檛 stop trying to sell you on how his new startup is going to change the world, even though you鈥檝e never heard about it before.
Nasir El-rufai
University Lecturer
鈥淎 is for God, B is for me, C is for my wife and kids and D is for my favourite students鈥. You read that in his voice, didn鈥檛 you?
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