Babies are wonderful鈥r are they?
You鈥檙e scrolling through IG, and it鈥檚 one cute video of an infant or toddler after the other.
I鈥檓 here to expose these miniature people and reveal why all that cheap PR is just to trick unsuspecting folks into wanting more of them.
Babies have zero communication skills
Imagine not being able to survive on your own and you can鈥檛 talk. Why?
For such tiny people, they make so much noise
They can only communicate in a way that鈥檒l destroy your peace of mind. And you still have to decipher whether they want milk, a diaper change, or nothing at all. You know they’re doing it just to run you mad because there’s never water in their eyes, just loud cries at awkward hours of the day.
They can鈥檛 even blow their own noses
I feel like blowing your nose is an important life skill to have if you plan to survive.
They can鈥檛 eat honey
No, I鈥檓 not making this up. Almost as if in exchange for cuteness, they got weak immune systems. Now, you have to do extra work outside capitalism just to get their meal plans right.
They can鈥檛 drink water
Babies younger than six months are in danger of. Imagine dying because you drank water. Please, God.
Other baby animals > human babies
A newborn goat can stand in minutes. Infants, on the other hand, can鈥檛 even sit till they鈥檙e six months old. I know who my GOAT is.
They still have to learn how to sit
Imagine after waiting for nine months to learn to stand, they still have to learn to sit.
Babies are simply the perfect example of 鈥済reat User Interface, terrible User Experience鈥.
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