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  • Why Dating Femme Queer Women Is Not for the Weak

    If a femme queer woman has ever served you breakfast, you can relate.

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    Queer femme women are that subculture of the lesbian identity that always gets overlooked becausee they don鈥檛 鈥look gay鈥 even though there鈥檚 no way to look gay. Anyway, if you find yourself in a talking stage with a femme queer woman, just be ready for the best time of your life, but with a sprinkle of heartbreak. 

    She will cheat and you will beg her to stay

    If you don鈥檛 want someone to break your heart anyhow, maybe next time, come to the world with a big bum bum so you won鈥檛 be looking for it outside. These babes don鈥檛 even lie after they cheat on you. They鈥檒l somehow make it your fault, and you鈥檒l still be begging them not to break up. After God, fear femme queer women. 

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    They will 鈥渁strology鈥 their way into your life

    If you think you鈥檙e special because she sends you weekly affirmations for your star sign, my dear, you鈥檙e not. If she comes into your life and her first question is, 鈥淲hat time were you born?鈥 she wants to check your birth chart to find creative ways to ruin you. You can either run or enjoy the ride.

    She鈥檒l never stop talking to her ex

    In fact, you鈥檒l soon realise that half of her exes are yours too. Obviously, there鈥檚 nothing wrong with having a healthy relationship with your ex. It shows that you鈥檙e not childish. That鈥檚 until y鈥檃ll break up, and she dates that one ex of hers she told you nothing was going on with and all you can do is cry. 

    Whatever game you think you’re playing, she鈥檚 already won

    Just the thought of anyone thinking they can one up a femme queer woman has me screaming. They鈥檝e chopped and served every sort of breakfast known to man so they鈥檙e always guiding. Best believe that they鈥檝e anticipated your every move and checkmated you in their heads. 

    You’re not half as important as her cat

    Know this and make your peace with this. After you leave, her cat will still be there. Nevermind that they’re in an abusive, lowkey one-sided relationship, because, cats! Why would she pick you first? Don鈥檛 be that loser who tries to fight for her attention when she鈥檚 focused on her cat 鈥 which is every time. 

    She’ll pull you, your friends and your mum

    You鈥檙e a liar if you think you have more game than a femme queer woman. The amount of power they have is scary, but at least it’ll just have you in awe like she can have anyone, and she chose you? Mad! 

    But it鈥檚 also a recipe for premium breakfast.

    Forget everything you knew about sex

    If you think you鈥檙e an expert in foki-foki, just wait until a femme woman sluts you out. You鈥檒l sit at the edge of the bed after thinking of your life while you consider calling your exes to apologise for all the bad sex you guys used to have. 

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