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  • Why Workplaces Need to Ban Secret Santa听

    Workplaces need to understand that not everybody has money for secret Santa.

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    Workplaces just love doing to celebrate Christmas. But I’m one of the people who think the tradition should end, and here鈥檚 why.听听

    No money

    Are you seeing what鈥檚 happening to the Nigerian economy? Inflation has made everything expensive. I don’t even have money to buy myself Christmas clothes, not to talk of gifts for people who add stress to my life.

    You don’t know these people like that

    I鈥檓 sure not everybody in an office knows each other on a personal level. And Secret Santa is so random you may end up picking someone you only talk to when you need a document. So you have to spend money you don鈥檛 have on someone you barely know? Yeah, no.听

    Our salaries aren’t the same 

    Some people earn higher than others. What if my secret Santa gets me a car, and they get a notepad as their own gift because that鈥檚 what their secret Santa could afford? This kind of embarrassment can be avoided by scrapping the entire thing.听

    What about your family?

    What if your bank account can鈥檛 handle too many expenses? It means your loved ones won鈥檛 get any gifts because you had to do compulsory secret Santa at work.听

    Not all co-workers deserve gifts

    Imagine you鈥檙e the secret Santa of a colleague you don鈥檛 like. Especially the one who鈥檚 very quick to snitch on you to your boss. You鈥檙e supposed to buy them a gift? Just get them Sellotape so they can tape their mouths shut instead of snitching.

    It鈥檚 easy to get an inappropriate gift

    Getting gifts for a colleague is always tricky. What if you get someone a body spray, and they see it as inappropriate? It鈥檚 just best to avoid all of it.听

    Again, no money 

    Had to repeat this to emphasise that there鈥檚 actually no money! Even a simple T-shirt is expensive.

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